It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon
How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ? Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.
That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and get no reaction. I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.
Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?
Because you are sodium SeXe.
Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke.
My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon
My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.
For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know protons were Catholic.
So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied "Periodically"
I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon.
How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction.
How often can you joke about chemistry? periodically
Chemistry jokes. Good or bad, it always gets a reaction out of you.
I make bad chemistry jokes periodically
I would make a chemistry joke, but seems like all the chemists here... ...Argon.
Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction.
I tell bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon
Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones Argon.
Chemistry Joke I hate telling noble gas jokes there’s never a reaction.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
I was going to tell you a tasteless chemistry joke But all the good ones argon
My Chemistry teacher was right Alcohol IS a solution.
My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite. I replied, "NaBrO"
I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction
The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree.
I know its old but I have not seen it on here
So, wanna hear a Chemistry Joke? Nevermind, all the good ones Argon
How often do I joke about chemistry? *Periodically.*
A chemistry lab is like a giant party; Some people like dropping acid, others prefer dropping the base.
Two guys walk into a chemistry themed restaurant The first guy says “I’ll take an H2O”, second guy says “I’ll take an H2O too” and then he died.
What does the chemistry teacher like to do with his dead bodies after he kills 'em? Barium.
In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, what is 'nitrate'? Girl: "$100 + hotel room bill.. this is my night rate!!"
I was trying to come up with a Chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon
I was about to tell you guys a chemistry joke But all the good ones Argon
I was thinking of a chemistry joke But all the good ones Argon
I would tell your a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon
I was gonna make a joke about chemistry But it wasn't really that funny
Why should you not drink water during chemistry class? Coz it decreases your concentration.
Bit of a Chemistry joke Water is basically acid.
What did the chemistry teacher say to his friend when they found a mineshaft? BrAu
I told someone a chemistry joke earlier today. I can't remember what it was, but I got the reaction I was looking for.
I was going to make a chemistry joke, but since I'm old to this sub...
... I don't have any Neons...
... and all the good ones Argon!
I was going to make a chemistry joke, but since I'm old to this sub.... .... I don't have any Neons.
What did the dipole say to another?
"Have you got a moment?"
(Needs big chemistry knowledge to understand this one)
I asked my chemistry teacher if I did well on my test She said “sodium bromate”
I was going to tell a really funny joke about Sodium hydride, but I'm really bad at Chemistry so... NaCl
Hey Andrew, do you know any good Chemistry jokes?
"Sodium, I Don't" said Andrew
The man replied, "Wait, did you just call me sodium?"
"No" Andrew said, "I meant, "Na, I don't"
I was going to say a chemistry joke But there’s no reaction
Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.
A physicist and a biologist had a bit of a relationship. But there wasn’t any chemistry.
I didnt really like my science teacher There was no chemistry between us.
Just subscribed to a chemistry youtube channel but there's one issue He only does reaction videos
All of the chemistry jokes on here are the same. Rhenium Phosphorus Oxygen Sulphur Tennessine
I can never understand organic chemistry. It has alkynes of problems.
How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body.
My roommate is a chemistry major, and plays the organ.. One could say that he's an organic chemist.
A Little Chemistry Humor Before Finals
*Billy was a chemist's son, but now he is no more; what he thought was H2O was H2SO4, hey!
*Singing it is more fun
I would tell a good chemistry joke right now But all of the good ones argon
Why did hitler get an A in chemistry? He always knew the final solution!