Chemistry Jokes

It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe...

Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ? Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base.

I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.

That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and get no reaction. I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.

Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe.

Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke.

My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon

My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.

For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.

Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know protons were Catholic.

So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied "Periodically"

I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon.

How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction.

How often can you joke about chemistry? periodically

Chemistry jokes. Good or bad, it always gets a reaction out of you.

I make bad chemistry jokes periodically

I would make a chemistry joke, but seems like all the chemists here... ...Argon.

Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction.

I tell bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones Argon.

Chemistry Joke I hate telling noble gas jokes there’s never a reaction.

I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.

I was going to tell you a tasteless chemistry joke But all the good ones argon

My Chemistry teacher was right Alcohol IS a solution.

My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite. I replied, "NaBrO"

I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction

The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree.

A chemistry lab is like a giant party; Some people like dropping acid, others prefer dropping the base.

Two guys walk into a chemistry themed restaurant The first guy says “I’ll take an H2O”, second guy says “I’ll take an H2O too” and then he died.

TIL that my chemistry professor is a zoophile I walked in on him while he was in his lab

In chemistry class, the teacher asked a girl, what is 'nitrate'? Girl: "$100 + hotel room bill.. this is my night rate!!"

I was trying to come up with a Chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon

I was about to tell you guys a chemistry joke But all the good ones Argon

I was thinking of a chemistry joke But all the good ones Argon

I would tell your a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon

I can never understand organic chemistry. It has alkynes of problems.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body.