It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.
What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon
How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ? Just ask them to read this word: unionized.
A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base.
I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.
That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and get no reaction. I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.
Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?
Because you are sodium SeXe.
Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke.
My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon
My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.
For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.
Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know protons were Catholic.
So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied "Periodically"
I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon.
How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction.
How often can you joke about chemistry? periodically
Chemistry jokes. Good or bad, it always gets a reaction out of you.
I make bad chemistry jokes periodically
I would make a chemistry joke, but seems like all the chemists here... ...Argon.
Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction.
I tell bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon
Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones Argon.
Chemistry Joke I hate telling noble gas jokes there’s never a reaction.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
I was going to tell you a tasteless chemistry joke But all the good ones argon
My Chemistry teacher was right Alcohol IS a solution.
My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite. I replied, "NaBrO"
I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction
The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree.
I told my professor a chemistry joke... It was funny, but He didn't react.
I have so many Chemistry jokes to tell I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction...
I would tell you all a chemistry joke But it probably wouldn't get a reaction
A chemistry lab is like a giant party; Some people like dropping acid, others prefer dropping the base.
I was going to make a salty chemistry joke But NA
I wanted to make a joke about chemistry tests But NaH
Two guys walk into a chemistry themed restaurant The first guy says “I’ll take an H2O”, second guy says “I’ll take an H2O too” and then he died.
I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction
When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience. I said I was more of a cat person.
Chemistry Joke: What is "Me"+"U"... A rare gathering.
What is the best part about controversial chemistry jokes? They always get a reaction.
I was thinking of a chemistry joke But all the good ones Argon
What did the dipole say to another?
"Have you got a moment?"
(Needs big chemistry knowledge to understand this one)
I was about to tell you guys a chemistry joke But all the good ones Argon
A Cheemistry teacher asks her students what is the greatest invention of Chemistry
"Coffee" a student replies
"And why is that?" the teacher asks, a bit bewildered
"Because it allows me to survive your lessons"
I was going to tell a really funny joke about Sodium hydride, but I'm really bad at Chemistry so... NaCl
Hey Andrew, do you know any good Chemistry jokes?
"Sodium, I Don't" said Andrew
The man replied, "Wait, did you just call me sodium?"
"No" Andrew said, "I meant, "Na, I don't"
Reed Richards posses a mastery of mechanical, aerospace, electrical engineering, chemistry and biology But we all know why he's called Mr. Fantastick.
A science teacher asked his class "Would you like to hear a Chemistry joke?" They said "Na"
A physicist and a biologist had a bit of a relationship. But there wasn’t any chemistry.
All of the chemistry jokes on here are the same. Rhenium Phosphorus Oxygen Sulphur Tennessine
My chemistry class had a party My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.
What do you do with a Chemistry student after they die? You sell their body to help pay off their student loans!
Chemistry Teacher: .Can you give me the formula for water?.
Chemistry Teacher: .Where did you get an idea like that?.
Student: .You told us the other day it was H to O..
I racked my brain and searched far and wide because I wanted to post a really great chemistry joke. Alas, all of the good jokes argon.
I aced my chemistry test on the pH scale... It was really basic.
I once told a chemistry student a joke.. No reaction.
They told me to stop making chemistry jokes But then I was like NaBrO
I'd tell you a chemistry joke... I'd tell you a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones ARGON.
I experimented a lot in college I was a chemistry major
A chemistry lab is like a big party some drop the acid - others drop the base.
I would tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction
I make bad chemistry puns Periodically.
Why aren't there any good chemistry jokes? All the good ones Argon.
Came up with two chemistry jokes...
What did one chlorine of CHCl3 say to the other?
Haloform the other side
Ammonia is a very strong base. If you know what amine ;)
I wanted to make a chemistry joke, but the good ones Argon.
My Chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength. Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?
I only tell bad chemistry jokes ..cause all the good ones Argon.
Every time I tell a chemistry joke .. there's hardly a reaction.
Welcome to organic chemistry Where questions like 'where do you keep your chloroform?', are no longer suspicious.
I'd post a joke about chemistry.. But I doubt it will get a reaction.
Well, i tried to tell a chemistry joke at school the other day! No reaction
I'd tell a chemistry joke, but... I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.
Hi guys, I was going to tell you my chemistry joke... But I don't think I'll get a reaction.
I never really liked chemistry... There's always an element of surprise.
The chemistry teacher tells his class a joke.... And there are no reactions
Do you know any chemistry jokes? NaBrO
If you're ever having trouble with Chemistry, just remember... Bleach is a solution
I can never understand organic chemistry. It has alkynes of problems.
What do you call a colour doing a chemistry degree? Cyantific.
What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry? A chemystery.
I tried making a chemistry joke today... ... But all the good element jokes Argon
Do chemistry jokes do well here? I'm not sure if I'll get a reaction.
I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction
How physicists see other sciences:
Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units
My dad said "Do your chemistry homework, okay?" Potassium
How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body.
I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one.
I was gonna make a chemistry joke... ... but Na.
Chemistry joke involving the alphabet
A B C D E F G H I J K Phosphorus Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Why is there a Phosphorus? Because its an EL EM EN TAL P!
My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements.
If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas.
I was thinking about making a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon.
Did you hear about the hippy scientist? He only did organic chemistry
I keep making awesome chemistry jokes to my class but I get no reaction...
Cracks chemistry joke No reaction
I would tell your a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon
I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon
I was trying to come up with a Chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon
I would tell a good chemistry joke right now But all of the good ones argon