Hilarious Chemistry Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Funniest Chemistry Jokes

It turns out my high school Chemistry teacher was right.... Alcohol IS a solution.

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium? HeHe...

Im making bad chemistry jokes coz all the good ones argon

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I failed my chemistry lab exam. I was in the middle of performing a chemical reaction but I got sued by the Fine Bros.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ? Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

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A chemistry lab is a lot like a party... Some people drop acid while others drop the base.

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I wanted to build my career on making chemistry jokes to cure my depression. Then I realized alcohol is a solution.

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That awkward moment when you tell a chemistry joke, and get no reaction. I guess all the good chemistry puns argon.

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Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon? Because you are sodium SeXe.

Edit: I have yet to zinc of another chemistry joke.

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My friends told me to stop making chemistry jokes, but then I told just one more I got no reaction, and now all my friends Argon

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My nutritionist told me to only eat foods if I could pronounce their ingredients I gained a lot of weight after taking organic chemistry.

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For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid. Unfortunately my pen turned into a gorilla and the floor melted.

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Chemistry teacher: Did you know protons have mass? Student: I didn't even know protons were Catholic.

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So my friend asked me how often I make chemistry jokes. I replied "Periodically"

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I'd like to apologize for all of my terrible chemistry jokes. All of the good ones argon.

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How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction.

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How often can you joke about chemistry? periodically

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Chemistry jokes. Good or bad, it always gets a reaction out of you.

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I make bad chemistry jokes periodically

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I would make a chemistry joke, but seems like all the chemists here... ...Argon.

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes? Because they never get a reaction.

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I tell bad chemistry jokes because the good ones Argon

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones Argon.

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Chemistry Joke I hate telling noble gas jokes there’s never a reaction.

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I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

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I was going to say a chemistry joke... But I was afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.

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I was going to tell you a tasteless chemistry joke But all the good ones argon

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My Chemistry teacher was right Alcohol IS a solution.

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My chemistry teacher asked me if I knew anything about sodium hypobromite. I replied, "NaBrO"

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I once told a chemistry joke There was no reaction

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The school counsellor told me that alcohol was never a solution. I said that my chemistry teacher would disagree.

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I told my professor a chemistry joke... It was funny, but He didn't react.

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I have so many Chemistry jokes to tell I'm just afraid they won't get a good reaction...

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I would tell you all a chemistry joke But it probably wouldn't get a reaction

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A chemistry lab is like a giant party; Some people like dropping acid, others prefer dropping the base.

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I was going to make a salty chemistry joke But NA

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I wanted to make a joke about chemistry tests But NaH

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Two guys walk into a chemistry themed restaurant The first guy says “I’ll take an H2O”, second guy says “I’ll take an H2O too” and then he died.

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I could tell you a Chemistry joke .....but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction

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When I was interviewed for a job in the chemistry department, they asked me if I had lab experience. I said I was more of a cat person.

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Chemistry Joke: What is "Me"+"U"... A rare gathering.

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New Chemistry Jokes

I was thinking of a chemistry joke But all the good ones Argon

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What did the dipole say to another? "Have you got a moment?"

(Needs big chemistry knowledge to understand this one)

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I was about to tell you guys a chemistry joke But all the good ones Argon

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I was going to tell a really funny joke about Sodium hydride, but I'm really bad at Chemistry so... NaCl

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Hey Andrew, do you know any good Chemistry jokes? "Sodium, I Don't" said Andrew

The man replied, "Wait, did you just call me sodium?"

"No" Andrew said, "I meant, "Na, I don't"

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All of the chemistry jokes on here are the same. Rhenium Phosphorus Oxygen Sulphur Tennessine

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My chemistry class had a party My teacher brought some avocados, about 6.022x10^23 of them, for the guaca-mole.

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All the good chemistry puns... Argon

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I made a bad chemistry joke and now all my friends argon :(

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Chemistry Lesson Me: "Hey girl, if you were a compound, you'd be copper telluride. You know why?"

Girl: "Because I'm cute?"

Me: "Nah, you're just really dense."

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Why physics teacher break up with biology teacher? There was no chemistry

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Some guy just tried to make a chemistry joke. He got no reaction.

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What do you do with a Chemistry student after they die? You sell their body to help pay off their student loans!

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English language Chemistry Teacher: .Can you give me the formula for water?.
Student: .H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-
Chemistry Teacher: .Where did you get an idea like that?.
Student: .You told us the other day it was H to O..

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I racked my brain and searched far and wide because I wanted to post a really great chemistry joke. Alas, all of the good jokes argon.

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I aced my chemistry test on the pH scale... It was really basic.

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I once told a chemistry student a joke.. No reaction.

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They told me to stop making chemistry jokes But then I was like NaBrO

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I'd tell you a chemistry joke... I'd tell you a chemistry joke.. But all the good ones ARGON.

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I experimented a lot in college I was a chemistry major

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A chemistry lab is like a big party some drop the acid - others drop the base.

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I would tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction

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I make bad chemistry puns Periodically.

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Why aren't there any good chemistry jokes? All the good ones Argon.

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Came up with two chemistry jokes... What did one chlorine of CHCl3 say to the other?
Haloform the other side

Ammonia is a very strong base. If you know what amine ;)

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I wanted to make a chemistry joke, but the good ones Argon.

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My Chemistry homework is asking me to rank the bonds by relative strength. Could Pierce Brosnan or Daniel Craig beat Sean Connery in a fight?

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I only tell bad chemistry jokes ..cause all the good ones Argon.

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Every time I tell a chemistry joke .. there's hardly a reaction.

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Welcome to organic chemistry Where questions like 'where do you keep your chloroform?', are no longer suspicious.

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I'd post a joke about chemistry.. But I doubt it will get a reaction.

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Well, i tried to tell a chemistry joke at school the other day! No reaction

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I'd tell a chemistry joke, but... I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction.

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Hi guys, I was going to tell you my chemistry joke... But I don't think I'll get a reaction.

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I never really liked chemistry... There's always an element of surprise.

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The chemistry teacher tells his class a joke.... And there are no reactions

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Do you know any chemistry jokes? NaBrO

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If you're ever having trouble with Chemistry, just remember... Bleach is a solution

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I can never understand organic chemistry. It has alkynes of problems.

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What do you call a colour doing a chemistry degree? Cyantific.

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What do you call a difficult problem in chemistry? A chemystery.

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I tried making a chemistry joke today... ... But all the good element jokes Argon

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Do chemistry jokes do well here? I'm not sure if I'll get a reaction.

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I'd tell you a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction

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How physicists see other sciences: Biology: squishy physics
Geology: slow physics
Computer Science: virtual physics
Psychology: people physics
Chemistry: impure physics
Math: physics minus the units

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My dad said "Do your chemistry homework, okay?" Potassium

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How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body.

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I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one.

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I was gonna make a chemistry joke... ... but Na.

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Chemistry joke involving the alphabet A B C D E F G H I J K Phosphorus Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Why is there a Phosphorus? Because its an EL EM EN TAL P!

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My chemistry teacher went on a camping trip and died... He was exposed to the elements.

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If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas.

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I was thinking about making a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon.

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Did you hear about the hippy scientist? He only did organic chemistry

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I keep making awesome chemistry jokes to my class but I get no reaction...

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Cracks chemistry joke No reaction

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I would tell your a chemistry joke But all the good ones argon

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I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon

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I was trying to come up with a Chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon

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I would tell a good chemistry joke right now But all of the good ones argon

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