Viola Jokes

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly? Viola.

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Funny Viola Jokes
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How many viola players does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they can't reach that high

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How do you keep a violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case.

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What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street? You better C^♯ or you'll B^♭

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You stole my viola, cello, and double bass. You made me so angry, I'm violint now.

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What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.

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How does a viola greet a relative? Cello!

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What's the difference between roadkill and a viola in the middle of the road? There are skid marks leading up to the roadkill.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola? A viola burns longer.

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What do you do to prevent your violin from being stolen? Put it in a viola case

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How do you keep a violin from being stolen? Put it in a viola case.

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