What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly? Viola.
How many viola players does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they can't reach that high
How do you keep a violin from getting stolen? Put it in a viola case.
What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street? You better C^♯ or you'll B^♭
You stole my viola, cello, and double bass. You made me so angry, I'm violint now.
What's the difference between a violin and a viola? A viola burns longer.
What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
How does a viola greet a relative? Cello!
What's the difference between roadkill and a viola in the middle of the road? There are skid marks leading up to the roadkill.
What do you do to prevent your violin from being stolen? Put it in a viola case
How do you keep a violin from being stolen? Put it in a viola case.