A lot of conflict in the Wild West.... ....could have been avoided completely if cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97 So he rounded them up.
What do you call a happy cowboy?
A jolly rancher!
you guys have no idea how alone I am.
A cowboy emigrated to Wales
and opened a ranch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.
Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels?
He had a bounty on his head.
...I'll see myself out. :-/
Me reshaping history with one joke. I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
What is it called when a Cowboy dies and then is resurrected into a new life? Reintarnation.
What does the Chinese cowboy say? Yeehao 🤠
What is it called when a cowboy dies and comes back to life? Reintarnation
A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.
A cowboy walks into a German car showroom and says, "Audi".
A cowboy opens a German car dealership His business card says "Audi Partner"
What's a cowboy's favorite vehicle? Audi, partner.
Where does a cowboy go to find love?
(C) I tell jokes at work & honestly made this one up, I'm pretty stoked, please share if you liked it!)
A cowboy counted 48 horses on his property, but when he rounded them up... he had 50.
Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!
Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all.
What did the Buddhist say when he was reborn as a cowboy? WHAT IN CARNATION?!
Can a viking throw an axe?
Sure he can.
Can a cowboy throw a lasso?
Sure he can.
Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?
How does a Chinese cowboy say “Hi” ? Ni haody
A cowboy is buying condoms.
"Give me 3 packets of condoms, please" he says.
"Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" asks the cashier.
"Nah, she's purty good-lookin ..."
The first job I ever had was ironing cowboy clothes. Howdy pressing.
What type of car does a cowboy drive? Audi partner.
Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle? In case of any night mares!
A cowboy goes into a shop to buy condoms
Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"
Cowboy: "Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."
Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head.
Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? To get a long little doggie
What's a cowboy's favorite car? Audi, partner.
What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? A jolly rancher.
Cowboy: How many cattle do we have here? 18..!
Ranch owner: Round them up
Cowboy: Ok 20, then!
What do you call a cowboy comedian? A punslinger.
Why did the cowboy adopt the weiner dog? He wanted to get a long little doggy!
If you put on cowboy clothing... Are you ranch dressing?
What do you call a German cowboy with awful dress sense? Hans of the vile vile vest
A Cowboy walks in to a well known car showroom and says Audi.
Did you hear about the rookie cowboy who made a mistake? It was his first rodeo.
A cowboy asks a city boy why he bought a dachshund. He responds, I heard someone say “get a long, little doggy.”
What did the cowboy say to his wife that was trying to settle on getting a Dachshund or a St. Bernard? You should get a long little doggie.
Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans
take their wives to the football games?
'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass.
Before the UFC McGregor vs Cowboy fight, I was looking at both of those beasts of men and thinking “how are we even the same species as each other?” But then one guy only lasted 40 seconds, and I was like, “Wow, we and I have so much in common!”
What’s a happy cowboy’s favorite type of candy? Jolly ranchers
Whats does the cowboy drive around? a hAudi
You ever hear about the hipster cowboy?
He went to pay respects to the people buried at Boot Hill.
. . .you've probably never heard of them, because they're so underground.
Why did they cowboy get a Dachshund? Everywhere he went people would tell him to "get along, little doggie."
Why is a dachshund a cowboy's favorite dog? They're always singing about getting a "long little doggy".