Lots of violence could have been prevented in the old west If only cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone.
A lot of conflict in the Wild West.... ....could have been avoided completely if cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97 So he rounded them up.
A cowboy emigrated to Wales
and opened a ranch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.
Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels?
He had a bounty on his head.
...I'll see myself out. :-/
Me reshaping history with one joke. I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.
Where does a cowboy go to find love?
(C) I tell jokes at work & honestly made this one up, I'm pretty stoked, please share if you liked it!)
Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!
Can a viking throw an axe?
Sure he can.
Can a cowboy throw a lasso?
Sure he can.
Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?
Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head.
An Indian and a cowboy were buffalo hunting together
The Indian suddenly knelt down, pressed his ear against the ground and said "Buffalo come."
The cowboy was amazed by this and asked him "how do you know this?"
The Indian replied: "Sticky."
Abuse of police powers.
A cowboy walks into a saloon wearing paper bag boots, paper bag pants, a paper bag shirt and a paper hat.
The local sheriff pulls out his gun and says " I'm arresting you."
And the cowboy says "What for?"
The sheriff replies "RUSTLING!"
A cowboy asked me if I can help him round up 18 cows... I said, "Of course I can. That's 20 cows."
A cowboy rides into town wearing a paper suit.
He's wearing a paper hat, a paper shirt, vest, jacket and pants. He even had a paper holster for his six-shooter.
He wasn't in town 10 minutes before he was arrested for rustling.
Cowboy 1: Can you think of anything worse than being scalped alive? Cowboy 2: Not off the top of my head.
I believe a lot of conflict in the west Could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone
Yee haw A cowboy comes riding into town one day, only hes riding on the horses head. One of the townsfolk ask him as he riding by, "how do you stay on that horse so good"? To which the cowboy replies "its not a horse, its a unicorn"!
Man goes to work on a ranch "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'
Why didn't the cowboy believe the italicized headline about his recent demise? Because it had shifty i's, that's why.
Lots of violence could have been prevented in the Old West. If only the cowboy architects had made the towns big enough for everyone else.
A cowboy enters an outhouse and hears a noise down the hole
He looks down it and notices a Native American
He yells down “How long have you been down there!”
The Indian responds: “Many moons... many... many moons”
Can't believe cowboy got KO'd with a kick
we were all expecting a punch-line.
congratulations McGregor !
Before the UFC McGregor vs Cowboy fight, I was looking at both of those beasts of men and thinking “how are we even the same species as each other?” But then one guy only lasted 40 seconds, and I was like, “Wow, he and I have so much in common!”
Two cowboys gazing into the desert horizon see a group of Indians riding horses towards them. Are they allies or enemies? Cowboy 1 asks... Cowboy 2: they're definitely allies coz they come altogether.
A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'
A cowboy walks into a bar...
He became a cowman
(Don't roast me too much... it's my first time posting)
The cowboy enters the saloon
-Who painted my horse blue??
A huge guy stands up, and walks right into the cowboy's face.
-It was me, you have a problem with that?
-I just wanted to let you know that it's dry and ready for the second coating.
Date [sitting on couch] I love scary movies.
**Me:** OK, but this is pretty dark, it's about a boy plagued by haunted dolls.
**Date:** Sounds good!
**Me:** The cowboy one is called Woody.
What did the cowboy say to his wife that was trying to settle on getting a Dachshund or a St. Bernard? You should get a long little doggie.
There were 19 cows in a pasture
A cowboy came by and asked me to help him round them up.
I said “sure”... “there’s about twenty”.