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A lot of conflict in the Wild West.... ....could have been avoided completely if cowboy city planners had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97 So he rounded them up.

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What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher!

Hahahahahahahahah




you guys have no idea how alone I am.

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A cowboy emigrated to Wales and opened a ranch at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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Unfortunately, none of his cattle survived the branding.

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Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head.



...I'll see myself out. :-/

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Me reshaping history with one joke. I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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What is it called when a Cowboy dies and then is resurrected into a new life? Reintarnation.

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What does the Chinese cowboy say? Yeehao 🤠

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What is it called when a cowboy dies and comes back to life? Reintarnation

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A cowboy ran out of food on the trail so he had to boil and eat his leather chaps. The next day he pooped his pants.

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A cowboy walks into a German car showroom and says, "Audi".

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A cowboy opens a German car dealership His business card says "Audi Partner"

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What's a cowboy's favorite vehicle? Audi, partner.

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Where does a cowboy go to find love? On Yee-Harmony.







(C) I tell jokes at work & honestly made this one up, I'm pretty stoked, please share if you liked it!)

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A cowboy counted 48 horses on his property, but when he rounded them up... he had 50.

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Ever wonder why Dallas Cowboy fans are so rich? Because they never have to pay for super bowl tickets!

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Why aren't cowboy jokes funny? Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

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What did the Buddhist say when he was reborn as a cowboy? WHAT IN CARNATION?!

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Ninja Joke Can a viking throw an axe?
Sure he can.
Can a cowboy throw a lasso?
Sure he can.
Can a ninja throw a spinning blade?
Shuriken.

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How does a Chinese cowboy say “Hi” ? Ni haody

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A cowboy is buying condoms. "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please" he says.
"Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" asks the cashier.
"Nah, she's purty good-lookin ..."

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The first job I ever had was ironing cowboy clothes. Howdy pressing.

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What type of car does a cowboy drive? Audi partner.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle? In case of any night mares!

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A cowboy goes into a shop to buy condoms Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Cowboy: "Nah.. She's purty good lookin'....."

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Did you hear about the cowboy who wore a hat made of paper towels? He had a bounty on his head.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund? To get a long little doggie

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What's a cowboy's favorite car? Audi, partner.

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What is a happy cowboy's favorite candy? A jolly rancher.

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What do you call a cowboy comedian? A punslinger.

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A cowboy goes to the barber. When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what? Pony gone.

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What do you call a German cowboy with awful dress sense? Hans of the vile vile vest

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Why don't Dallas Cowboy fans take their wives to the football games?

'Cause they jump the fence and eat the grass.

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A Cowboy walks in to a well known car showroom and says Audi.

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The cowboy told me to get a Dachshund To get a long, little doggy.

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You ever hear about the hipster cowboy? He went to pay respects to the people buried at Boot Hill.

. . .you've probably never heard of them, because they're so underground.

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What Does a Cowboy Call a Noodle? A Spaghetti Eastern

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What’s a happy cowboy’s favorite type of candy? Jolly ranchers

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What do you call it when a cowboy dumps ranch on his eggs? huevos rancheros

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What was a cowboy's favorite snack on the range? Buffalo chips.

Favorite dessert: Cow pie.

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What do you get from a cowboy and a hippie? A cowpie

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Before the UFC McGregor vs Cowboy fight, I was looking at both of those beasts of men and thinking “how are we even the same species as each other?” But then one guy only lasted 40 seconds, and I was like, “Wow, we and I have so much in common!”

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