Why is the number '9' like a peacock? It's nothing without its tail.
What's the difference between a peacock and a peahen? Peaness
What do you call a female peacock? A peacunt.
which animal has the smallest genitals? a peacock...
Did you hear the story about the peacock? You haven’t? Well, it’s a beautiful tale
My bird-lover geneticist uncle successfully crossbred a peacock with a yellow-bellied sapsucker, but they wouldn't let him name the new species. They said the name he chose was too fowl.