What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca? One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.
I think I'm about to be molested by an alpaca... Today some guy on the street kept screaming at me to "be ready for the alpaca lips"
What's the difference between an alpaca and your Mom? One is a hairy beast that spits, the other is native to South America.
What did the llama say when he was planning a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
Being kissed by a llama isn't the end of the world The way some people go on about it, you'd think they were talking about the alpaca lips
If you get kissed by an alpaca it's not the end of the world. It's the alpaca-lips.
What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca? Alpaca 'nother bong
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns... 'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
What did the animal say when it was told to leave the zoo? Fine! Alpaca my bags.
I got spit on by a farm animal and thought it was the end of the world. It was just the alpaca lips.
I tried eating a whole llama once. I couldn't finish it, so I figured "Eh, alpaca lunch for tomorrow."
They told me to bring an exotic animal
I said alpaca Llama
They asked if that was a hybrid
What did the llama say when he was invited to the picnic? Alpaca lunch.
What did the llama say at 420 Alpaca bowl
What did the llama say to his wife before they went to the park? Alpaca lunch
No one is afraid of llama kisses So why is everyone so worried about the alpaca lips?
Wanna get high in the Andes? Alpaca bowl
What did the lama say when he was planning a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags.
What did the one hippie llama say to the other hippie llama? Alpaca bowl
What did the one llama say to the other before they went on vacation? ALPACA BAG
Who looks like a alpaca and drops sick albums in 2017 ...Kendrick Llama
What did the Llama say to his wife when she asked for a divorce?
Fine, guess Alpaca my things.
It’s funny because he was married to an Alpaca.
What did the camelid say when I said we were going on vacation? Alpaca my suitcase
I was out to potluck with the sheep family I told them alpaca dish.
A zookeeper called a coworker at home and said they were out of camel food. The zookeeer at home said, “alpaca lunch”.
What did the lama say when he was planing a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
A camel Is just an alpaca that wants two hump.
A kiss from what on the farm would cause the end of the world? Alpaca lips.