Astronomy Jokes

My son (who is into astronomy) asked me “How do stars die?” Being the intellectual I am I replied “Usually through an overdose”

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What's the difference between Astrology and Astronomy? About 50 IQ points.

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I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating. It was a constellation prize

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Funny Astronomy Jokes
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So I entered an astronomy contest the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)

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My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation.

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When you wish upon a star ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. 

The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy? Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

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Why do vegans hate astronomy? Near Earth Objects are a bit meteor for their tastes

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I was talking to my son about astronomy Son-“how do stars die?”
Me-“well they normally overdoes”

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I spent four years at college studying astronomy and didn't learn anything... I guess you could say I took up space.

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I lost my astronomy job at the observatory No matter how hard I tried I just couldn't stay focused

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Where are all the women in amateur astronomy? At the other end of the telescope.

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I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight... The people who live above me are furious.

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So my science teacher began her astronomy unit with star formation She gave a stellar explanation.

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I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus.

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Did you meet the Astronomy major in our frat? His name was Tycho, Brah

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[OC] I thought of an astronomy joke tonight. A shining star walks into a bar and the barmen says, "Wow, you're positively *scintillating*."

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I entered an astronomy competition the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize ☺

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I’ve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious.

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I tried to take an astronomy class But remembering all those constellations really took its Ptolemy.

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My little daughter loves astronomy and asks me “how do the stars die”? I replied, "they usually overdose."

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Where does an alien go to learn about astronomy? Universe-City!

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I’m studying for my astronomy exam, I really need to focus.

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What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks? Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte

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I've been researching the field of astronomy. It's really looking up.

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Astronomy Joke Hey baby, call me excitation because I don’t last very long

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Astronomy Instructor: In modern physics Black holes matter ,,, Student shouts: All holes matter...!

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An astronomy joke, kind of... Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?


Because it's just after the waxing phase!

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Lol My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die.

I said, "Usually an overdose, son."

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What did the Astronomy major say to the girl at the bar? Baby, the Universe starts with U N I .

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