My son (who is into astronomy) asked me “How do stars die?” Being the intellectual I am I replied “Usually through an overdose”
What's the difference between Astrology and Astronomy? About 50 IQ points.
I was really disappointed when I came last in the astronomy competition, but they still gave me a map of the stars just for participating. It was a constellation prize
My astronomy professor told me I was his star pupil.
So I entered an astronomy contest the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize. :-)
My Friend Failed Astronomy... I failed too, if it's any constellation.
When you wish upon a star
... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy.
The star is dead. Just like your dreams.
What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy? Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
Why do vegans hate astronomy? Near Earth Objects are a bit meteor for their tastes
I was talking to my son about astronomy
Son-“how do stars die?”
Me-“well they normally overdoes”
I spent four years at college studying astronomy and didn't learn anything... I guess you could say I took up space.
I lost my astronomy job at the observatory No matter how hard I tried I just couldn't stay focused
Where are all the women in amateur astronomy? At the other end of the telescope.
I've been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight... The people who live above me are furious.
So my science teacher began her astronomy unit with star formation She gave a stellar explanation.
I'm not all that interested in Astronomy but, I really dig Uranus.
Did you meet the Astronomy major in our frat? His name was Tycho, Brah
[OC] I thought of an astronomy joke tonight. A shining star walks into a bar and the barmen says, "Wow, you're positively *scintillating*."
I entered an astronomy competition the other day... ...I didn't come first but I did get a constellation prize ☺
I’ve been getting into astronomy so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious.
I tried to take an astronomy class But remembering all those constellations really took its Ptolemy.
My little daughter loves astronomy and asks me “how do the stars die”? I replied, "they usually overdose."
Where does an alien go to learn about astronomy? Universe-City!
I’m studying for my astronomy exam, I really need to focus.
What do you get when you cross astronomy and cosmology with a dyslexic girl at starbucks? Astrology, cosmetology, and a pumpkin space latte
I've been researching the field of astronomy. It's really looking up.
Astronomy Joke Hey baby, call me excitation because I don’t last very long
Astronomy Instructor: In modern physics Black holes matter ,,, Student shouts: All holes matter...!
An astronomy joke, kind of...
Why do werewolves howl at the full moon?
Because it's just after the waxing phase!
Lol
My son, who's into astronomy, asked me how stars die.
I said, "Usually an overdose, son."
What did the Astronomy major say to the girl at the bar? Baby, the Universe starts with U N I .