Black Cat Jokes

What's the difference between a Philosopher and a Theologian? A philosopher is like a person in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is like a person in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there and finds it.

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Those black cats better not cross my path. I'm not superstitious. Just racist.

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Funny Black Cat Jokes
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Why did Stevie Wonder run away from the black cat crossing the street under a ladder? He was very Superstitious.

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When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you? When you are a mouse.

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A black cat and a white cat falls into the water, what did the black cat said to the white cat? Meow

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Why do witches trust black cats? Because their familiar

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When does a black cat bring bad luck? When you’re a mouse!

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Science, Philosophy and Religion What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room.

What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room.

What is Religion? "I HAVE THE CAT"

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Halloween is next month! Here's a Halloween themed joke for you all: Why is a black cat unlucky? It means you cooked it too long.

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