What's the difference between a Philosopher and a Theologian? A philosopher is like a person in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is like a person in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there and finds it.
Those black cats better not cross my path. I'm not superstitious. Just racist.
When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
When your a mouse!
Edit : you're a mouse
Why did Stevie Wonder run away from the black cat crossing the street under a ladder? He was very Superstitious.
When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you? When you are a mouse.
A black cat and a white cat falls into the water, what did the black cat said to the white cat? Meow
Why do witches trust black cats? Because their familiar
When does a black cat bring bad luck? When you’re a mouse!
Science, Philosophy and Religion
What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room.
What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room.
What is Religion? "I HAVE THE CAT"
Halloween is next month! Here's a Halloween themed joke for you all: Why is a black cat unlucky? It means you cooked it too long.