What's the difference between a Philosopher and a Theologian? A philosopher is like a person in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is like a person in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there and finds it.
Those black cats better not cross my path. I'm not superstitious. Just racist.
Why did Stevie Wonder run away from the black cat crossing the street under a ladder? He was very Superstitious.
When is it bad luck to have a black cat follow you? When you are a mouse.
A black cat and a white cat falls into the water, what did the black cat said to the white cat? Meow
Why do witches trust black cats? Because their familiar
When does a black cat bring bad luck? When you’re a mouse!
Science, Philosophy and Religion
What is Science? Looking for a black cat in a black room.
What is Philosophy? Asking whether there is a black cat in a black room.
What is Religion? "I HAVE THE CAT"
Halloween is next month! Here's a Halloween themed joke for you all: Why is a black cat unlucky? It means you cooked it too long.