Before my surgery, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas, or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. It was an ether/oar situation
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe tips.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe?
A Canoe tips.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? If you push a canoe hard enough, it'll tip.
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.
What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!
I can row a boat. Canoe?
"You're lucky..." A blonde is in a canoe in a field of grass paddling away. Another blonde walks up to her and says, "Hey! You're that blonde that gives us other blondes a bad name. You're lucky I can't swim or else I'd be all over you!"
I can build things out of wood. Canoe?
Ever heard of a cajew? It's like a canoe, but guaranteed to never tip.
What do you call a transformer that turns into a canoe... A rowbot.
What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe? Fur traders.
What is the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? a canoe tips.
What's the difference between a black guy and a canoe? Canoes tip.
SNL should parody CNN by having Tina Fey be a news correspondent delivering headlines from a canoe. They call the segment "Fey Canoes."
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip.
(Restaurant joke) What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? Canoes tip.
If the beavers are rowing their canoe down main st and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes will it take to shingle a dog house? Seven because ice cream has no bones
I was in the middle of a lake in a canoe with my girl friend last week when suddenly the boat sprung a leak. We had to decide whether to try and get the boat back to shore or abandon ship. We had a real row v. wade debate that day.
Two canoes out on a lake The guy in canoe number one asks the guy in canoe number two if he could have one of his oars. Guy in canoe number two says “that’s my wife and my sister!”
What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe? Every once in a while a Canoe would tip.
Whats the difference between a canoe and a jew? One tips the other doesn't.
My girlfriend got mad that I wouldn't do the Titanic pose with her the other day. I told her we can't do that in a two person canoe.
Wats da difference between a jew an a canoe? A canoe tips
What’s the difference between a Jew & a canoe? A canoe tips
Did you hear about the guy who was captured by cannibals and turned into a canoe? Don't worry. He's in ship shape now.
I can kayak Canoe?
Why is a Jewish canoe the best kind you can get? Because it'll never tip
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders
What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? The canoe occasionally tips.
Once this whole "global warming thing" melts the ice caps We're gonna have a canoe world order.
A waiter asked me, "What's the difference between a canoe and a canuck?" Canoes tip.
What do you call a boat that floats on lava? A vol-canoe.
So what's the difference between a chineese and canoe Well, a canoe will sometime tip