Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people. Working in customer service already did that.
I'm not trying to say that the customer service in my bank is bad... But when i went in the other day, and asked the clerk to check my balance... she leaned over and pushed me.
I bought a dozen bees for a beehive, but when my order arrived, there was thirteen bees in the box. I called customer service and told them they gave me one bee too many.
The woman on the phone answered:
"Oh, that's just a freebie"
How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?
...
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
A blind man complained to customer service He showed the employee a cheese grater and said "This is the worst book I've ever read"
Comcast's Customer Service ba dum tsss
Most Airlines claim to have claim their customer service is "unbeatable" Only United can say its is "undefeated"
What’s customer service’s favorite word? Unfortunately...
A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge. It was a loco motive.
Comcast's newest commercial really gave me a laugh.
They boasted their fast internet speeds, lower prices, and amazing customer service. Not to mention how they boasted supporting net neutrality.
Are there two companies named Comcast?
United Airlines new customer service motto: If you can't beat 'em.... ....BEAT 'EM!
She told me I was being rude for kink-shaming her... All I said was, "Karen, stop yelling at the customer service rep."
I talked to a guy named Youssef today from customer service I rated him 5 stars for being yousseful
A clothing store down the street from me has gotten really lazy with their customer service I just saw them put up a sign that says "Suit yourself!"
Why are trees so bad at customer service? It's their wooden demeanor.
Walked into a hardware store and a customer service rep asked me if I needed decking... Luckily I got the first punch in.
When robots take over retail jobs... ...will customers complain about poorly programmed customer service?
Prostitution: Taking "customer service" to a whole new level.
My customer service rep asked if everything was good, after I posed the same Q in three different ways I said, I like my answers like I like my butter: clarified.
Modern Turing Test: When calling a Customer Service, how do you know when you are talking to the robot, or the human worker? The robot doesn't interrupt you as much.
"Have you got any books on customer service?" Librarian: probably...somewhere...
Comcast Customer Service The joke is in the title
Hallo... customer service?
Yes, yes... It is me, Hitler. Yes, Adolf. That's zee one.
I amf-having some problems with Mein Kamf-puter.
just tell me... do jew think jew vill be able to fix it?
Don't get gassy vit me! Just tell me ze final solution to mein problemz!
I called customer service when my Dyson broke And they said sorry, nature abhors a vacuum.
What’s the best part of Audi’s customer service? The answer within four rings
How to win the war on drugs...
.1) Legalize all drugs.
.2) Require that all drugs must be purchased through Comcast customer service.
The quickest way to lose faith in Humanity Customer service jobs.