Customer Service Jokes

Funny Customer Service Jokes
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Video games never made me angry or want to hurt people. Working in customer service already did that.

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I'm not trying to say that the customer service in my bank is bad... But when i went in the other day, and asked the clerk to check my balance... she leaned over and pushed me.

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I bought a dozen bees for a beehive, but when my order arrived, there was thirteen bees in the box. I called customer service and told them they gave me one bee too many. The woman on the phone answered:

"Oh, that's just a freebie"

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How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb? ...

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

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A blind man complained to customer service He showed the employee a cheese grater and said "This is the worst book I've ever read"

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Comcast's Customer Service ba dum tsss

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Most Airlines claim to have claim their customer service is "unbeatable" Only United can say its is "undefeated"

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What’s customer service’s favorite word? Unfortunately...

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A Latino gang member has received poor customer service at the railway station, so he vandalised one of the train engines in revenge. It was a loco motive.

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Comcast's newest commercial really gave me a laugh. They boasted their fast internet speeds, lower prices, and amazing customer service. Not to mention how they boasted supporting net neutrality.

Are there two companies named Comcast?

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United Airlines new customer service motto: If you can't beat 'em.... ....BEAT 'EM!

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She told me I was being rude for kink-shaming her... All I said was, "Karen, stop yelling at the customer service rep."

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I talked to a guy named Youssef today from customer service I rated him 5 stars for being yousseful

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A clothing store down the street from me has gotten really lazy with their customer service I just saw them put up a sign that says "Suit yourself!"

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Why are trees so bad at customer service? It's their wooden demeanor.

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Walked into a hardware store and a customer service rep asked me if I needed decking... Luckily I got the first punch in.

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When robots take over retail jobs... ...will customers complain about poorly programmed customer service?

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Prostitution: Taking "customer service" to a whole new level.

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My customer service rep asked if everything was good, after I posed the same Q in three different ways I said, I like my answers like I like my butter: clarified.

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Modern Turing Test: When calling a Customer Service, how do you know when you are talking to the robot, or the human worker? The robot doesn't interrupt you as much.

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"Have you got any books on customer service?" Librarian: probably...somewhere...

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Comcast Customer Service The joke is in the title

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Hallo... customer service? Yes, yes... It is me, Hitler. Yes, Adolf. That's zee one.

I amf-having some problems with Mein Kamf-puter.

just tell me... do jew think jew vill be able to fix it?

Don't get gassy vit me! Just tell me ze final solution to mein problemz!

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I called customer service when my Dyson broke And they said sorry, nature abhors a vacuum.

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What’s the best part of Audi’s customer service? The answer within four rings

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How to win the war on drugs... .1) Legalize all drugs.

.2) Require that all drugs must be purchased through Comcast customer service.

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The quickest way to lose faith in Humanity Customer service jobs.

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