How many deadbeat dads does it take to change a lightbulb?
I wouldn't know, mine's never around.
(Alternately: "Well, he went out to get one...")
Communism is like a deadbeat dad. No matter how much it could potentially do, it never works.
Spring is like a deadbeat dad It keeps promising it'll be there, but never shows up.
Why do so many deadbeat dads love to play poker? It’s the only time they can call or raise anyone without feeling obligated to follow through.
A circle trying to convince a deadbeat dad to attend his son’s game: “Sir, come for Ence.”
What's the difference between a deadbeat dad and a robot? One nuts and bolts and the other is nuts and bolts.
What does a hardware store and a deadbeat dad have in common? Screws, nuts, and bolts.
Valve is like a deadbeat dad.... They both do well on creating, but suck at taking care of the offspring.
Sometimes I'll write the setup for a really good pun but just get bored and give up... I've been accused of being a deadbeat dad-joker.