Achilles was actually a drag queen. His heels were killing him.
Did you hear about the scottish drag queen? He wore pants.
Say what you will about drag queens... but they get into more woman's pants than I do.
Have you heard about the Mormon drag queen? She is Polly Glamorous
I had a date with a six foot, eight inch drag queen I found on Craigslist. Boy was I disappointed when I discovered he was 6’8”
Tony Stark's drag queen name. Fe Male.
A legless crossdresser? Drag Queen
Donald Trump hired a group of drag queen sheep... They were called the “Fake Ewes”
What do you call a female United CEO? A drag queen
What do you call a drag queen with a cold floating in a pool? Phlegmbouyant
Why are drag queens such good swimmers? Because they're very flambuoyant.
What did the baby cigarette want to be when it grew up? a Drag Queen
I was so excited when I booked a date with a six-foot, ten-inch drag queen on Craigslist. Boy was I disappointed when is discovered he was 6’10”
What do you call a grandma drag queen from Massachusetts? A Nantucket.
Why are drag queens such terrible liars? Because even after covering up what they don't want people to see, they can't keep a straight face.
What's the difference between a drag queen and a dragon queen? You stab a drag queen in the back...
What do you call a monarch that plays tug of war ? A drag queen.
Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage? They know how to tuck away junk.
What is the difference between a drag queen and Sarah Huckabee Sanders? Drag queens know how to put on makeup.
What’s the difference between a model and a drag queen One’s having more fun
What do you call a drag queen with breast implants? A booby trap
I always figured I would grow to be a drag show performer/drag queen because my mom tucked me in every night at bedtime