Freaky Jokes

I received a message last night from an unknown source that read, “I’ll be there in five minutes, and then we are going to get freaky.” I was terrified, but luckily it turns out it was meant for someone else. Either way, I done using Ouija Boards.

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How can you tell if a mechanic has just gotten freaky with a woman? He’s got one clean finger.

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Funny Freaky Jokes
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Things got a bit freaky during foreplay the other night. I thought I heard someone entering the morgue.

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Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns? They promised freaky fast delivery

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I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day... ... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room.

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Hollywood should remake "Freaky Friday" between a priest and a scientist. The Title should be "Converting the Masses"

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I called my wife on the way home, I said when I get there I want you to do something freaky to me. You know what she said? "whos this?"

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Why did the former Jimmy John’s employee get fired from his new job in the maternity ward? Apparently freaky fast delivery is quite an unsafe practice in the hospital.

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