I received a message last night from an unknown source that read, “I’ll be there in five minutes, and then we are going to get freaky.” I was terrified, but luckily it turns out it was meant for someone else. Either way, I done using Ouija Boards.
How can you tell if a mechanic has just gotten freaky with a woman? He’s got one clean finger.
Things got a bit freaky during foreplay the other night. I thought I heard someone entering the morgue.
Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns? They promised freaky fast delivery
I saw a really lifelike portrait of Donald Trump the other day... ... it was really freaky how the hands followed you around the room.
Hollywood should remake "Freaky Friday" between a priest and a scientist. The Title should be "Converting the Masses"
I called my wife on the way home, I said when I get there I want you to do something freaky to me. You know what she said? "whos this?"
Why did the former Jimmy John’s employee get fired from his new job in the maternity ward? Apparently freaky fast delivery is quite an unsafe practice in the hospital.