Friday The 13th Jokes

I had to cancel my dsylexics meeting tonight I never go out on Friday the 13th

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The worst thing about Friday the 13th Is monday the 16th

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I don't worry about Friday the 13th. It's bad luck to be superstitious.

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TIL - as of 2019, Halloween has not fallen on Friday the 13th for the last 666 years This is probably because Halloween is October 31st

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head are driving in a car. The brunette mentions that Christmas falls on a friday this year. The blonde says "I hope it's not Friday the 13th!"

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I'm not superstitious on Friday the 13th Just a little stitious.

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In an effort to avoid trouble on Friday the 13th, I stayed at home. And ended up breaking a mirror.

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There's a Friday the 13th this December A nightmare before Christmas some may say

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Hey Guys! Wouldn't it be crazy if Friday the 13th was on Halloween! I tricked too many people with that...

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th? *Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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Scientists have finally proved that Friday the 13th IS unlucky Trump is still alive

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It's Friday the 13th and there's a serial killer at the circus He's freaking in tents.

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Just was at a yardsale where someone had Tremors, Balto, and Friday the 13th on DVD. I finally get to... bring home the Bacon

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Friday the 13th in 2020 That's like trying to rob an abandoned gas station at this point.

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Friday the 13th!— what's next?! Saturday the 14th?

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When was the last time Halloween was on Friday the 13th? Never you moron!
It’s on the 31st

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