One day when I was young...... I watched my father grill burgers. When they were done, he handed me one, telling me it was a Bison burger. He then left.....never came back......I know he may not have been dedicated to his family, but he was dedicated to his jokes.
George Foreman named all his kids George Foreman. He even used the name when he had a little grill.
What do you call an Australian looking after his grill? A barbie sitter
There’s that moment when you put your steak on the grill and your mouth waters all over from that amazing smell... Do you vegans feel the same when you mow the grass?
If Bear Grylls could grill bears, how many bears could Bear Grylls grill? As many as Bear Grylls' grill could bear.
My ex girlfriend is a lot like my grill. They're both smoking hot and burned my house down.
Did you hear Muhammad Ali burnt his hand in a few fights? That's what happens when you punch George Foreman in the grill.
Why shouldn't you trust Hitler with a grill? He always burns the Franks.
For Sale : George Foreman Grill and Muhammad Ali dvds... Both Boxed...
It took me two hours to grill a chicken the other day. And it still didn't tell my why it crossed the road.
Why does Egypt not celebrate Father's Day?
Because they're so full of mummies
(As told by "Jackie chan" while cooking my lunch on the hibachi grill)
Why couldn't the monkey use the barbecue? He wasn't a grill'a
Someone threw a grill at my face. The attack made headlines.
Why is having a BBQ not popular in Italy? Spaghetti keep falling through the grill
I kissed a grill once. It was pretty hot.
Why don't Mexicans have BBQs? Because the beans keep falling through the grill.
George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.
What do you call a row of dolls burning on a grill? Barbie Queue.
George Foreman really likes the name “George”. In fact, he named all his sons “George Foreman”. He even used the name when he had a little grill.
How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears? Seven.
What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing? Peter Grill
Friends are like steaks If you grill them for long enough, they become rare
What do a $100 grill and a $100 girl have in common? They will both ruin your meat.
20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs.
Please, do not let Kevin Bacon die.
Source: The Bluegrass Grill and Bakery in Charlottesville, VA.
The only problem with a grill that's low to the ground. The steaks couldn't be higher?
Give a man a fish... And he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to Phish and he'll make grill cheese sandwiches on your lawn for a week.
You know that mouth-watering sensation you get when you smell a steak cooking on the grill? Is that what happens to vegans when they mow the grass?
A grill master wanted to load up the grill with more BBQ, but he was running low on hot coals ... So, he decided not to brisket.
My 4 year olds unintentional joke Dad now don’t you make a mistake on the grill or you’ll get fired
If I don't win the Mary Jane Country Grill-off I won't be able to afford my rent... I guess you could say the steaks are high
I was going to post the joke about the steak that was on the grill too long, but it’s overdone.
What do you do if your cat spits at you? Turn down the grill.