I lost my job as a police officer just for giving a guy a breathalyser test. Apparently it "wasn't humorous" to the passenger that survived.
I told my Kentucky raised girlfriend her family tree doesn't fork...
...it spoons.
She did not find it humorous
A boiled a funny bone once. It turned into a laughing stock. It was humorous.
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect.
Death isn't funny. It's post-humorous.
I was trying to come up with a funny bone joke... But I couldn't think of anything humorous.
My teacher said, because I was acting up in class, I have to do a book report on the largest bone in the arm. Isn't that humorous?
Three stereotypes (one that you don't like) are in this particular situation The first two act in a normal or clever way, while the third confirms some negative thing you want to think about the stereotype, but in a humorous way!!
You wanna know the most HUMOROUS person I know? My Chiropractor, he really cracks me up
Everyone has a funny bone. Mine is my humorous.
I was going to post a humorous, witty and intelligent time travel joke... But you guys downvoted it.
A humorous statement proceeds into the taproom and the 'tender says, "Welcome to /r/Jokes! I don't think I've seen you here before." The courageous statement responds, "Fear not I! Within a fortnight, I shall become quite common herewithin these walls."
One spent hours in the parlor attempting to construct a humorous witticism to make light of one's impotence. But sadly one never came.
All humorous programmers know that // the real joke