Jellyfish Jokes

Wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it Husband : [peeing on jellyfish] This is for stinging my wife

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Jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains. This gives me hope for the next generation.

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A woman on holiday was stung by a jellyfish... She yells to her husband and says "I was stung by a jellyfish, you need to pee on it."

The husband runs over to the jellyfish and pees on it saying "that's for stinging my wife."

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Funny Jellyfish Jokes
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What do you call a jellyfish on a plane? A flightoplankton.

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What type of fish goes well with peanut butter? A jellyfish!

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What kind of fish is good with peanut butter? Jellyfish

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A girl got stung stung by a jellyfish and I peed on it to relieve the pain She was actually stung six months ago, but in my defense, the scar was still there

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What do jellyfish and a girl after prom night have in common? They can't be deboned.

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A jellyfish stung my wife... "Quick, pee on it!" Said my wife

*Pees on jellyfish* "That's for stinging my wife!"

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What fish tastes best with peanut butter? A jellyfish

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What's R. Kelly's favorite animal? The Jellyfish.

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Would you rather kiss a shark or a jellyfish? A jellyfish. That’s a no-brainer.

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What car does a jellyfish drive? Invertible

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Fear the wrath! Things that people who come to Australia are afraid of: Spiders, Scorpions, Snakes, Sharks, Crocs, Jellyfish, Octopus, Stone Fish, Feral Pigs, Giant bulls, Emus, and Kangaroos.
Things that Australians are afraid of: Magpies.

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Why didn't the jellyfish fight the shark? Because he was spineless

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The first guy to suggest peeing on a jellyfish sting was called a pervert but it worked I said to my wife as she complained of a toothache

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You ever seen a jellyfish with eyes? I hope so! What else you gonna see them with?

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What fish goes great with a peanut butter sandwich? A jellyfish.

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What do you call a jellyfish on a racing boat? A stringy thingy in a dinghy.

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Whenever someone mentions a Jellyfish, everyone says “What about a peanut butter fish?” Dumbasses forgot about the bread fish

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