What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind!
Jerry Sandusky was actually a pretty successful coach... ... he turned many tight ends into wide receivers.
I used to play football for Jerry Sandusky. I started out as a tight end but finished the season as a wide receiver.
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you like kids?... Somewhere around a Ronald McDonald, I pretend to like them but slowly kill them with diabetes
What did the man on the beach say to Jerry Sandusky? You're in my sun.
How much do you love kids? On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite football position? Tight end
On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you love kids?
On a Scale... of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?
Say what you want about Jerry Sandusky But at least he slows down in school zones.
How is Jerry Sandusky like a tortoise? He gets there before the hare
On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky How much do you love your kids?
What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off
Did you hear the one about Jerry Sandusky molesting kids? If not, it's okay - neither did the Police.
One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other Telling people that "sometimes I rub people the wrong way" means something entirely different if you're Jerry Sandusky.