How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ?? "will i marry you?"
What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known.
What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
What do Hurricane Matthew and Kim Kardashian have in common? They'll both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV
What do Kim Kardashian and a police siren have in common? They get turned on when black guys are around.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have named their newborn Psalm West. I have only one question. Is it a hymn or a her?
Just had a coffee and it was so black and rich, a Kardashian just tried to sleep with it.
Why did Donald Trump invite Kim Kardashian to talk about prison reform? Because she's had more black dudes in her than a jail.
Kim Kardashian, Pitbull and Amy Schumer walk into a bar. They set it lower.
[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish.
What does a hidden compartment in a drawer have in common with Kim Kardashian? The false bottom
How long could a Kardashian survive in the wild? Forever. Plastic is not biodegradable.
When Kim Kardashian dies... Will she be put in a grave or melted along with the rest of the plastic?
Has Kim Kardashian Broken The Internet? I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian has actually managed to 'break the internet', but she's certainly put a big crack in it!
What does Hurricane Katrina and Kim Kardashian have in common? They have both swallowed hundreds of black kids :)
What do you call plastic that’s wrapped in fabric? Kim Kardashian
So far, more Americans have been married to Kim Kardashian than have died from Ebola. And the Ebola victims suffered less.
I heard China recently banned plastic waste They better not let Kim Kardashian in this week.
Robert Kardashian taught Kim an important lesson. You can become famous if you help a black guy get off.
What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common? They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
The Kardashian Family motto: Getting black men off since the OJ trial.
What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds? One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.
What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common? They both got famous for getting a black man off.
What does Hurricane Harvey and Kim Kardashian have in common? They will both blow the entire coast just to get on TV.
What do you call Kim Kardashian's cleavage? The silicon valley
How does Kanye make Kim Kardashian's eyes twinkle? He shines a flashlight in her ear.
Why isn't Kim Kardashian allowed to swim on the beach? Because there is already enough plastic in the ocean.
Kim Kardashian arrives in India for the first time, she walks out of the airport, and to her surprise, everyone on the streets stops, turns towards her, and kneels in humility and reverence Little did she know, they worship cows over there!
Kylie Jenner just named her newborn baby daughter Stormi I think the Kardashian family is trying to have a weather forecast for her kids, because it's going to be Stormi in North West Chicago with a chance of Reign.
Richard Spencer is the Kim Kardashian of the alt-right... I have no idea why he's famous and I only know his name because some dude pounded him on video.
What’s the different between Kim Kardashian and the earth? Nothing, they’re both full of plastic.
You know what was the biggest travesty to come out of the OJ Simpson Murder Trial? It made Kardashian a house-hold name.
What does a terrorist say when about to kill Kim Kardashian's Husband?
Death to the West!
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What do you call Kim Kardashian when she is taking a bath? A Showerthot.
I just saw the Kardashian sisters and now I feel more Christmassy. Ho Ho Ho.
What happens too Kim Kardashian's body when she dies? Nothing.
What's the Kardashian's favorite Holiday? Black Friday.
What’s The different between Kim Kardashian and the earth? They’re both full of plastic.