There was a big moron and a little moron sitting on a ledge, who fell off first? The big moron, because the other guy was a little more on.
There are two morons sitting on a fence
A big moron and a little moron. Suddenly, the big moron falls off whilst the little moron stays on!
All because he was a little moron.
A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a log. The big moron fell off, but the latter remained. Why? Because he was a little more on!
A big moron and a little moron were walking along a bridge...
When, suddenly, the big moron fell off and into the river!
Fortunately, the little moron was able to stay on the bridge, if only because he was a little more on.
(Joke credit to Stephen King)
A big moron and a little moron were standing on the edge of a roof. Suddenly a gust of wind came and the big one fell off, but the little one didn't. Why? He was a little more on.
A little moron and a big moron were shingling a steep roof when suddenly the scaffolding collapsed. They both slid down the roof and stopped at the very edge, and then one fell off. Which one? The big moron. The other one was a little more on.
The big moron and the little moron were sitting on a wall. The big one fell off but the little one didn't. Why? Because he was a little moron
Why did the big moron fall off and the little moron didn't? Because he was a little moron.
The big moron and the little moron were sitting on a wall. The big moron fell off but the little one didn't. Why? Because he was a little moron
A big moron and a little moron were sitting on the edge of a cliff.
The big moron fell off. Why didn't the little moron fall off?
- The little moron was a little more on.
A big moron and a little moron were standing on a bridge, the big moron fell off
The other was a little more on.
(Sorry if this is a repost, I just remembered my dad telling it forever ago and thought I'd share because it made me chuckle)