Hilarious Meditation Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

I recently took up meditation, It's certainly better than sitting around doing nothing.

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I've decided to take up meditation.. ..at least it's better than sitting and doing nothing.

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A yoga instructor killed a student before class started He's being charged with pre-meditation murder.

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I just took up meditation... It beats sitting around doing nothing, I guess.

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I've decided to take up meditation At least I'm no longer sitting around, doing nothing.

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I recently took up meditation….. It beats sitting around doing nothing.

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My therapist says my job is too stressful and driven by competition, so she recommended meditation. I think I'm a natural talent. I finished my first 5 minute meditation in under 2 minutes 49 seconds.

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I thought I'd find my inner self with meditation When all I needed was 1 ply toilet paper.

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Meditation Why does meditation get so much resistance?

Because there's too many Ohms.

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Meditation is a lot like pimping... You gotta get your thoughts under control.

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Hey! You know, they've started offering free meditation retreats at the North Pole! Turns out the Christmas elves are really present minded.

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My dentist is a buddhist... He uses Transcendental Meditation to help us Transcend Dental Medication.

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"How do you perform mediation?" "Meditation? Uuuummmmmmm........"

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I got furious and smashed my phone I was getting too many notifications from a meditation app.

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I tried to get a job teaching meditation But I didn't have a good inner view

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