What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi
If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey to wear at the fair, what will Delaware? I don't know but Alaska.
What do you call the wife of a hippy? Mississippi
Why can't you bury a man living east of the Mississippi in a graveyard west of the Mississippi?
He's still alive.
(Learned from my 6th grade math teacher Mr. Warren)
What has four eyes, but still can't read? Mississippi.
How do you address a Hippie's Wife? Mississippi.
The toothbrush must had been invented in Alabama or Mississippi... Because anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.
How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
In which state does the Mississippi river flow? Liquid.
Alabama VS. Mississippi A man lived in Alabama. He moved to Mississippi. He raised the IQ in both states.
How do we know toothbrushes were invented in Mississippi? If it was invented anywhere else it would be called teethbrushes.
What do you call a hippie's wife? Mississippi
How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had? He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
What do you call a 27 year old woman in Mississippi? Grandma
A black man walks into a restaurant in Mississippi He sits down at a table. The waitress comes over and says "I'm sorry, we don't serve colored people". The man says, "That's ok, I'll just have the chicken".
What do you call a hippy's wife? Mississippi.
How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama? One Mississippi.
What state wears glasses? Mississippi, because it has four eyes.
If Mississippi gave Missouri her New Jersey, what would Delaware? I don't know but Alaska
Neither President Obama nor President Trump has done anything for the people of Mississippi. For example, they still live there.
If Mississippi went to Missouri for a New Jersey what did Delaware ? Don't know, Alaska
I never said... I never said you were stupid, but when I asked you how to spell Mississippi and you asked me if I meant the river or the state, you kinda caught me offguard.
Being in a state of depression is one of the worst place to find yourself. But at least it's not Mississippi.
What do you call a hippie’s wife? A Mississippi!
Can Mississippi wear Delaware's New Jersey? I don't know but Alaska.
My proposal for the new state motto of Mississippi was denied. "We're all one big happy family."
What’s Mr. Sippi wife’s name? Mississippi
What do you call the southern wife of a hippy? Mississippi
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi? Because if it were invented anywhere else it would be a teethbrush.
What do call Hippies wife? Mississippi
You know what Mississippi needs? A Mr Issippi.
Mississippi should be the headquarters of the NSA 'Cause it's got i's everywhere
A tropical storm goes through Mississippi and Alabama and becomes a tropical depression.
What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman? A Mississippi cup.
How do rivers measure time? One Mississippi, Two Mississippi, Three Mississippi...
I'm fortunate to have met a beautiful woman from Mississippi who had all of her teeth. All of them are on her necklace.
Growing up as a nerd in Mississippi, I found it difficult to connect to people around me. Until I learned about my great grandfather. Turns out, he used to LARP in the 40s. He was the Grand Wizard of his Guild.
If Mississippi asked Missouri for her New Jersey, what would Delaware? Idaho either, but Alaska!
What do you call a stoner's wife? Mississippi (Mrs Hippy)