My ex is like the Mona Lisa It’s not that she is pretty or anything, but I would be overjoyed if I came home to find her hanging in the living room.
Mona Lisa was sentenced to life imprisonment. She assured me she was framed.
The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed.
Why did Mona Lisa plead innocent in court? She was framed
I like my women to be like the Mona Lisa... Her dad's not in the picture.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite painting? The Sha-Mona Lisa.
What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson and Leonardo Da Vinci? The *Shamona Lisa*
That Mona Lisa... She's no oil painting, is she?
Why did the Mona Lisa commit murder? She never did, she was just framed!
People keep telling me to change But that would be like painting over the Mona Lisa
Someone accused the Mona Lisa of killing a man. But I think she's been framed
Why is Mona Lisa smiling? She is in Louvre
I came across an interesting piece at The Louvre today... Mona Lisa didn't look very impressed while I was wiping it all off.
What’s Michael Jackson‘s favourite painting? Shamona Lisa
I can't stop starting at the Mona Lisa... I think I'm in Louvre.
What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson and Leonardo Da Vinci? Shamona Lisa
Everyone admires Mona Lisa, but yet when I shave my eyebrows I'm all of the sudden having a mental breakedown. Everyone admires Mona Lisa, but yet when I shave my eyebrows I'm all of the sudden having a mental breakedown.