Penn St Jokes

I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way.

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I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples’ education that would pay for. At least 4 or 5.

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Funny Penn St Jokes
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Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park

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What are two places you never want to drop the soap? Penn State or the State Pen.

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Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things.

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Do you know the gynecologist at Penn State? He works in a Happy Valley.

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I bet the way a young lady earns a "Girls Gone Wild" shirt is very similar to the way a young man earns a Penn State sweatshirt.

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Why did Penn State move the Joe Paterno statue into the campus library? To keep the children silent.

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What's Penn State known for? Turning tight ends into wide receivers.

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