I can't believe Penn State took the Joe Paterno Statue down. They should have just turned it so it looked the other way.
I read the other day that Penn State has spent $237 million defending the university during the Sandusky lawsuit. Think of how many peoples’ education that would pay for. At least 4 or 5.
Penn State Prefers to be losing at half time.. Because at Penn State they like when you are a little behind in the locker room. - South Park
What are two places you never want to drop the soap? Penn State or the State Pen.
Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things.
Do you know the gynecologist at Penn State? He works in a Happy Valley.
I bet the way a young lady earns a "Girls Gone Wild" shirt is very similar to the way a young man earns a Penn State sweatshirt.
Why did Penn State move the Joe Paterno statue into the campus library? To keep the children silent.
What's Penn State known for? Turning tight ends into wide receivers.