What do you call a snail in a shotgun shell? A slug
What do you do if you see two snails fighting Nothing, just let them slug it out
What’s the difference between a slug and a gamer? A gamer gets salty when they die, but a slug dies when it gets salty.
What did the snail tell the slug? I love Michelle
How much wood, could a wood slug glug, if a wood slug could glug wood? Just ask your mother
Why did the slug die after being mugged? He was a-salted.
A slug was assaulted by a snail...
...and the snail was arrested and brought to trial.
At the trial the judge said, "OK, slug, tell the court what happened."
The slug said, "I don't know, your honor...everything happened so fast."
What do you call an extroverted snail? A slug
I killed a slug last night... Got arrested for assault.
How do you get rid of an unwanted slug? Control Salt Delete
Imagine you're a slug of metal rolling down a conveyor belt. A massive die drops on you and you're stamped into a shiny, perfect coin... Are you moved and impressed?
A slug has died after his girlfriend left him for a larger snail... His homies said he was salty.
What do you get when you cross Eminem with a slug? Slime Shady.
Two snails are on the beach.
When they encounter a slug.
"Quick! Turn around! We're on a nudist beach!" says one snail to the other
How do you show a slug who’s boss? Assault him.
Man discovered a new dinosaur, part raptor, part slug, part crab, they asked what he would name it howthefuckshouldino was then added to the history books.
What do you call an image of a slug who committed a crime? A slugshot.
What do you call an introverted slug? A snail.
BREAKING NEWS: Snails in Puerto Rico losing their homes just as badly as the people. But with limited relief resources, they will have to slug it out for awhile.