Spam Jokes

I got an e-mail saying “At Google Earth, we can even read maps backwards”, and I thought... “That’s just spam”

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Just got an email from Google detailing how they have devised a way to read maps backwards... Turns out to be spam

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I received an email from Google It said, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards " I thought, "That's just spam."

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Got an email from Google the other day... "At Google Earth, we're so good we can read maps backwards"

I thought "that's just spam."

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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought... “That’s just spam.”

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WARNING: There's an email going round... ...offering Processed Pork, Gelatin, and Salt in a Can.

If you get this email, DO NOT OPEN IT.

It's spam!

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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself... that's just spam.

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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" I thought... "That's just spam."

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There’s an email going around offering processed pork, gelatine and salt in a can. If you get this email, don’t open it. It’s spam.

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I got an email telling me that it was vegan month... I felt bad putting the message in spam.

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There's an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can Don't open it, it's spam

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If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.

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Yo mamma so fat.. that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

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I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" I thought, “That’s just spam.”

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Do NOT accept friend requests from Hormel Foods... It could be spam.

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If you get an email that says canned ham can cause swine flu.. Just delete it because it's Spam

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Do not accept a friend request from Hormel Foods. It could be Spam.

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WARNING: There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin and salt in a can... Do not open it, it's just Spam.

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I got an advertising email saying 'Google knows maps backwards.' I thought, that's just spam.

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Spam in the Middle Ages A prince is awaiting a letter from his loved one for three days and three nights. On the fourth day, a pigeon flies in and drops a letter on his lap. When he opens it he reads:

"Get your sword forged for cheap"

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URGENT: Do not open any emails from Hormel Foods It might be SPAM!

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Somewhere in the world... Somewhere in the world, there exists a man or woman with the email address [email protected], and they would be so mad if they found out that I'm the reason they get so much spam mail.

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Bernie supporters are dumber than Hillary supporters. Proof? Hillary supporters spam social media for cash, while Bernie supporters do it for free.

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Just got an email from Google explaining how to read maps backward... Turned out to be spam

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Whats the only free food you will get from a Nigerian scammer? Spam.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who switched to Spam? He said it's the greatest thing since sliced Fred

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I got an e-mail saying 'At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!' I thought 'thats just a spam'

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What is a computer's least favorite food? Spam

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Yo momma so poor She opened up a gmail account so she could eat the spam.

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Pork shoulder meat, ham meat, salt, water, preservatives. Sorry, that was spam.

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Take heed: Do not open this email There's an email that had begun circulating recently that is offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can. If you get this email, do not open it; it's SPAM.

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What a moderator do when he find canned meat in his hoagie? He remove the spam from his sub.

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Funny Spam Jokes
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I keep getting emails from Hormel Foods I need a better spam filter

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amateur puns pt.2 To the person who keeps sending me spam mail: You are making my mailbox sticky and smell bad.

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My local supermarket called and said "Did you get our email about the meat recall?" I said no. They said, "You better check your spam"

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