I wanted to open up a summer camp for kids with learning disabilities apparently people think calling it a concentration camp is wrong
My summer camp, which was all about focus and blocking out distractions, did really poorly this year Apparently no one wants to go to a concentration camp
Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out... ...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.
Did you hear about the German summer camp where they gave all the kids adderall? It turned into a concentration camp
I got really excited when girlfriend asked me to do some edging around her flower garden Unfortunately her Mormon summer camp experiences were different than mine.
What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a cantaloupe all go to? A John Cougar Melon Camp
My kid has Attention Deficit Disorder so I have sent him to a summer camp for kids with ADHD. It's known as a Concentration Camp.
My wife said I was a neglectful father. So I told my kid I would take him to a summer camp. Now I get a free ride back to Guatemala and my wife can take it up with Trump from now on.
A kid was sent to a French summer camp program that lasted three weeks. It was called “Vingt In the Sun”
All my Jewish friends must have really liked their summer camps ...because they haven’t come back