What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web? Your keyboard.
Surfing is a form of torture Because technically it's water boarding.
What do you call a surfing Muslim extremist? Radical.
What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave? Namaste.
What's the difference between Ireland and America? When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
A man went surfing with his son A man went surfing with his son when his son said "dad can you use a surfboard instead?" His dad replies "you're right, I need a longer surfboard. Let's paddle in then go fetch your older brother."
How does a ghost go surfing? On a BOO-gie board.
Where do musical notes go surfing? On sound waves.
You are on the beach, you look in the distance and you see a rad-looking cow surfing on the waves. What does he say? Cowabunga!
What did the German animal doctor wear when he went surfing? A Vetsuit
History is never made by those .. Who use incognito mode for surfing internet.
Did you hear about the topologist who got in shape through surfing? It was totally cubular.
I was surfing when I accidentally swallowed a tide pod. I guess you could say I was on high tide while high on tide.
Instead of watching the news, my friend goes body surfing at the beach every morning. She says it keeps her abreast of current events.