Vape Jokes

Funny Vape Jokes
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The guy who invented the vape died today. He will be mist.

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Goodwill has announced they will no longer accept donations of vape or tobacco products Clothes, but no cigar.

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What do you call someone who robs vape shops? A Juul thief.

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If you were to rob a vape shop, Could you call it a juul heist?

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If I sell an E-Cigarette to a minor. Is that considered statutory vape?

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I got arrested buying E-Cigs for minors... They charged me with statutory vape.

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I got pulled over and my vape was in my cup holder. The cop looked at it and said.... “ you know those things are killing people”

I laughed and said: they say the same thing about you guys

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I didn't know you could vape a chocolate bar until... ...my wife told me to stop inhaling them.

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Today I tried nicotine free juice in my vape 0mg

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What do they measure vape batteries in? Juuls.

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I’m not like other 14 year old girls. I don’t vape or do drugs. I hate make up. I don’t wear a dress unless forced to. My go to outfit is jeans and a T-shirt. I love The Office. I am a feminist and am tying to save the sea turtles. But more importantly I’m 13.

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Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience.

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A vape pen recently caused a fire at my office. The email telling people to keep them turned off was titled “Fire ignites Policy Change” They must have been Juul-bulent about that pun

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What do you call people that vape? Air fresheners

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A cigarette, a vape and a marijuana leaf meet up in a bar. The shady cigarette slyly grins, ‘hey compadres, wanna earn some real quick and easy money?’ The marijuana leaf coughs disgustedly in response: ‘No way, man! I just got outta the joint.’

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What do you call an ape that smokes? A vape.

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I used to dream of starting my own e-cigarette company. That idea went up in vape.

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Did you guys hear about the vape store robbery the other day? Cops said to be on the lookout for a Juul thief.

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