The guy who invented the vape died today. He will be mist.
Goodwill has announced they will no longer accept donations of vape or tobacco products Clothes, but no cigar.
What do you call someone who robs vape shops? A Juul thief.
If you were to rob a vape shop, Could you call it a juul heist?
If I sell an E-Cigarette to a minor. Is that considered statutory vape?
I got arrested buying E-Cigs for minors... They charged me with statutory vape.
I got pulled over and my vape was in my cup holder. The cop looked at it and said....
“ you know those things are killing people”
I laughed and said: they say the same thing about you guys
I didn't know you could vape a chocolate bar until... ...my wife told me to stop inhaling them.
Today I tried nicotine free juice in my vape 0mg
What do they measure vape batteries in? Juuls.
I’m not like other 14 year old girls. I don’t vape or do drugs. I hate make up. I don’t wear a dress unless forced to. My go to outfit is jeans and a T-shirt. I love The Office. I am a feminist and am tying to save the sea turtles. But more importantly I’m 13.
Did you hear about the man whose vape device exploded while he was smoking it? It was a mind-blowing experience.
A vape pen recently caused a fire at my office. The email telling people to keep them turned off was titled “Fire ignites Policy Change” They must have been Juul-bulent about that pun
What do you call people that vape? Air fresheners
A cigarette, a vape and a marijuana leaf meet up in a bar. The shady cigarette slyly grins, ‘hey compadres, wanna earn some real quick and easy money?’ The marijuana leaf coughs disgustedly in response: ‘No way, man! I just got outta the joint.’
What do you call an ape that smokes? A vape.
I used to dream of starting my own e-cigarette company. That idea went up in vape.
Did you guys hear about the vape store robbery the other day? Cops said to be on the lookout for a Juul thief.