Waterfall Jokes

What's the opposite of a waterfall? A firefly!

I will now leave.

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I drove past a billboard promoting Niagara Falls as the tallest waterfall in the world... Turns out it was falls advertising.

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What happens when water trips over? Waterfall

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How many software developers does it take to change a light bulb? This question reveals that you are still thinking waterfall. For a more agile approach, ask e.g. "When will the scrum master call the janitor?"

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TIL Helen Keller has a waterfall named after her, to celebrate her story of learning about water. It's named Helen Keller Falls

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What do you call a waterfall that's all dried up? A waterfell.

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Funny Waterfall Jokes
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I saw a waterfall that emptied into a well Wat-er-well

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What's the opposite of a waterfall? A firefly.

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Why did the fish swim off of the waterfall? For the Halibut.

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What do you call a waterfall in the past? A waterfell

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Working on my pond. I just built a waterfall for my pond. I know it's supposed to make a babbling sound, but mines more like a mumble.

I guess it's cause I've got a Lil Pump.

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