What do you call a 50 year old that sleeps with 9 year olds? A prophet.
Did you hear they were making a McJackson burger for Michael Jackson It a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun
What’s the difference between a double D lobster and a 50 year old bus depot? ...One’s a crusty bus station and the other’s a busty crustacean
Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
Edit: My 50 year old great aunt finds this joke to be hilarious. She insists on telling this joke to every person that she comes in contact with.
There’s all this talk at work about some fire on an 850 year old building And I have Notre Dame clue what is going on!
A couple of 50 year old working parents were finding it difficult to land a care taker for their just born. They were stuck in a midwife crisis.
McDonald's is releasing the McJackson burger. It's just 50 year old meat shoved between two 8 year old buns.