How many members of Alcoholics Anonymous does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the bulb has to want to change.
Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving? Because all they serve is cold turkey.
I’m working on my drinking problem. I joined Alcoholics Anonymous. I still drink, I just do it under a different name.
I would go to alcoholics anonymous But everyone already knows
I just joined alcoholics anonymous I still drink, just use a different name
I went to Alcoholics Anonymous and when I arrived... Nobody was anonymous, they were all friends, all brothers. So we went out to celebrate.
Well I finally solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous
Yeah I still drink, I just use a different name, that's all
(Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield on The Johnny Carson Show)
Why is it called Alcoholics ANONYMOUS when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic!
Told my Canadian friend my Alcoholics Anonymous teacher gave my homework an A "You got an AA A, eh?"