I've just found out why they call it 'Almond Milk'. They tried to call it 'Nut Juice' but no one would buy it.
Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because no one can say "nut juice" with a straight face
I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them "Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."
I was considering going on an all almond diet. But that's just nuts.
I know why they call it Almond Milk Cause you can’t say Nut Juice with a straight face.
Where does almond and cashew milk come from? Crazy cows. They have to be nuts.
I bet it's called almond milk because no one can say nut juice with a straight face. "Daddy can I have some nut juice with my cereal?"
When I die, I want an almond tree seed to be planted with my body ... and several years from then, when that tree is full grown, you can all eat my nuts.
Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because no one can keep a straight face calling it nut juice
Why did the peanut take the almond to court It was assaulted
Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
What does a scientologist and an almond have in common? They are both nuts.
Why is it called almond milk? "Nut juice" wasnt very popular.
Everyone I see looks like an almond!
Most people think I'm crazy...
But I think they're nuts!
What do you call it when you get milk from an almond? Busting a nut.
I was thinking about going on an all almond diet... ... but that's just nuts.
What did the peanut say when the almond tried to pick a fight with it? Cashew outside!
What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies? Almond Joy.
Does almond milk come from crazy cows? Cause they gotta be nuts, right?
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.
Why is it called Almond Milk?
Because no one would buy it if it was called Nut Juice.
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Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll?
The almond brothers...
I'll go now
I considered going on an all almond diet. But that's just nuts.
I love organic rock music My favorite band is the Almond Butters
Did you hear about the schizophrenic almond... He's nuts!
Made the switch to almond milk... ...because at 30, it’s about time I got off my mother’s.
What's a nymphomaniac's favorite candy bar? Almond joy.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet But that's just nuts.
I was going to go on an all almond diet But then my friend said 'that's just nuts.'