Almond Jokes

I've just found out why they call it 'Almond Milk'. They tried to call it 'Nut Juice' but no one would buy it.

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Funny Almond Jokes
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Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because no one can say "nut juice" with a straight face

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I switched my kids to almond milk. Whenever people ask me if I think it's healthier I tell them "Nah, I just got tired of them asking why their picture is on the back of the milk cartons."

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I was considering going on an all almond diet. But that's just nuts.

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I know why they call it Almond Milk Cause you can’t say Nut Juice with a straight face.

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Where does almond and cashew milk come from? Crazy cows. They have to be nuts.

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I bet it's called almond milk because no one can say nut juice with a straight face. "Daddy can I have some nut juice with my cereal?"

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When I die, I want an almond tree seed to be planted with my body ... and several years from then, when that tree is full grown, you can all eat my nuts.

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Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because no one can keep a straight face calling it nut juice

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Why did the peanut take the almond to court It was assaulted

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Why is almond milk called almond milk? Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

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What does a scientologist and an almond have in common? They are both nuts.

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Why is it called almond milk? "Nut juice" wasnt very popular.

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Everyone I see looks like an almond! Most people think I'm crazy...
But I think they're nuts!

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What do you call it when you get milk from an almond? Busting a nut.

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I was thinking about going on an all almond diet... ... but that's just nuts.

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What did the peanut say when the almond tried to pick a fight with it? Cashew outside!

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies? Almond Joy.

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Does almond milk come from crazy cows? Cause they gotta be nuts, right?

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.

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Why is it called Almond Milk? Because no one would buy it if it was called Nut Juice.

(Hope this isn't a repost)

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Have you heard of the nuttiest band in rock n roll? The almond brothers...

I'll go now

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I considered going on an all almond diet. But that's just nuts.

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I love organic rock music My favorite band is the Almond Butters

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Did you hear about the schizophrenic almond... He's nuts!

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Made the switch to almond milk... ...because at 30, it’s about time I got off my mother’s.

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What's a nymphomaniac's favorite candy bar? Almond joy.

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet But that's just nuts.

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I was going to go on an all almond diet But then my friend said 'that's just nuts.'

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