My gf asks me,"Honey,do these pants make me look fat?"
"No"I said,"Your fat makes you look fat"
And that's when the fight started
I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary.
She smiled and said "Honey, I just want something shiny, that goes from 0 to 200 in a second".
So I bought her a brand new, shiny scale.
And that's when the fight started.
My wife sits down next to me
As i'm flipping through the channels she asks, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust."
and that's when the fight started..