Asked my wife if I could run my finger through her hair
She nodded and said she would like that.
I started brushing across her top lip,
And that's when the fight started....
My gf asks me,"Honey,do these pants make me look fat?"
"No"I said,"Your fat makes you look fat"
And that's when the fight started
I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary.
She smiled and said "Honey, I just want something shiny, that goes from 0 to 200 in a second".
So I bought her a brand new, shiny scale.
And that's when the fight started.
My wife sits down next to me
As i'm flipping through the channels she asks, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust."
and that's when the fight started..