If a furry says they're sorry... ...is it an anthropology?
A caveman walks into an auditorium He sits down in the front row and a janitor walks by. The janitor turns to the caveman and says, "Hey, the anthropology lecture doesn't start for another hour. You're early, man."
Anthropology 101
The Catholic priest says to the cannibal: 'You can't eat that.'
Cannibal: 'You know a better way to get a 12-year-old boy inside you?'