Why didn't the Mexican archer fire his bow? He didn't habanero.
Two archers are sipping pints in a pub.
The first archer says, "Did you see the new leathersmith? He's a beast of a man with eyes as black as night."
To which the second archer replies, "Aye, he makes me quiver".
What do you call an angry archer? A Cross Bowman
Obscure jokes are like ultra early archer rushes against diety AI in Civ III They usually fail miserably.
Why couldn't the Mexican archer shoot his bow? He didn't habanero
What the difference between an owl, and a good archer. A good archer shoots and hits.
Why didn't the Mexican archer fire his bow? He didn't habenARROW
Why did no one like the Archer Because he was too arrowgant!
Let's try this
Why didn't the Mexican archer fire his bow
He didn't hab-an-arrow
Why can't you ever build a great relationship with an archer? Because at the end of they day they don't want any strings attached!
What do you call an archer that can't aim? Projectile Disfunction
Blood Types
Watching 'Archer' and the topic of blood types came up. Conversation was as followed:
Friend: "Which blood type is the universal donor?"
Me: "O negative"
Friend: "Which is the universal receiver?"
Me: "Your mom."
*Hilarity ensued*
What do you call a single leg amputee archer? Legolas
I went to a stand-up gig of a guy named Archer. It was boring as all he had were nock nock jokes.
What do you call a paraplegic archer? Legolas.
Expert Archer Detected
How do you know if someone's an expert archer?
Put an apple on your head & stand still; he'll Tell you.
I read the Archer's Handbook recently... "When it comes to arrows, quality is preferable to quantity. A well-made arrow goes a long way".
What do you call a latino horse archer? Genghis Juan