What do you call a fat Ariana Grande? A grande Ariana.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
You know who's even bigger than Ariana Grande? Ariana Venti.
What does Ariana Grande...
What does Ariana Grande order at McDonald's ?
A Mac Miller.
Ariana Grande would look so weird if she had no space in between her torso and head. Thankyou necks
My girlfriend looks a little like Ariana Grande And a lot like Patrick Ewing
Ariana Grande in Starbucks..
Barista: How do you take your coffee?
Ariana Grande: Very very seriously
What do you call Ariana Grande with big nipples? Areola Grande
Who is the biggest singer right now? Ariana Grande
What did Bishop Charles Ellis grab at Taco Bell? an Ariana Grande.
If Mary gave birth to the lord of all creation, wouldn't that mean Mary is the lord of all creation? Ariana Grande was right!
I like my women how I like my coffee Ariana Grande
I heard ariana grande is preforming in the superbowl halftime on sunday It's going to be fire