TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Because anywhere else it would've been called a teethbrush.
Got this from my dad tonight...You know why they don't have CSI in Arkansas? They don't have enough teeth for dental records, and they all have the same DNA.
Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas? Because everyone there hates integration.
What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common? Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.
What has 10,000 feet and one tooth? An unemployment line in Arkansas.
What does a young girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity? "Careful, dad, don't crush my smokes."
Did you know the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? Anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush
Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Arkansas? If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.
What did Tennessee? The same thing as Arkansas
What do wheat, gluten, and Arkansas have in common? They're all in bread.
What did Tennessee? Same thing Arkansas.
What do kids in Arkansas call pedophiles? Dad
TIL that the toothbrush was made in Arkansas. If it was made anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.
A new law recently passed in Arkansas. When a man and woman are divorced, they can still be brother and sister.
What did Tennessee? I don’t know, but it was the same thing Arkansas.
What did Tennessee? The same thing Arkansas!
An Arkansas man takes his 12 year-old daughter to the doctor to get her on birth control
The doctor then asks the man, “ Your 12 year-old daughter is sexually active!?”
The man replies, “No, she’s like her mother. She just lays there.”
An old one but a good one
What does a hurricane in Florida, a tornado in Arkansas, and a divorce in Kentucky have in common?
Someone is fixin’ to lose a trailer
what is 50 feet long and only has 3 teeth? The funnel cake line at the Arkansas state fair.
How are a tornado and an Arkansas divorce alike? Whichever one happens, somebody's going to lose a trailer.
What do pimentos, raisins, and people from Arkansas have in common? When you find one, it's usually in bread
If you get a divorce in Arkansas... ... is she still your sister?
What's the inverse of Kansas? Arkansas
How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas? Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.
Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls? Family reunions.
Arkansas ranks highly among other states in terms of depression and adultery It's a sad state of affairs.
What does a divorce and a tornado in Arkansas have in common? Either way, someone’s going to lose a trailer
Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science? Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
TIL the tooth brush was invented in Arkansas. If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush.
How do people from Arkansas celebrate Halloween? They pumpkin!
TIL: The toothbrush was invented in Arkansas. Had it been invented anywhere else, they would have called it the teethbrush.
The power went out at a mall in Arkansas once. People were stuck on the escalator for hours.
What's the definition of a virgin in Arkansas? ..a girl that can run faster than her brothers