Autumn Jokes

What do you drive in the fall? An Autumn-mobile.

I came up with this when I was six :)

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UK: We call it "Autumn", from the French word "Automne", and later, from the Latin "autumnus". USA: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAVES FALL DOWN

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Funny Autumn Jokes
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Art Gallery Nudes A couple at an art gallery see a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves.

The wife doesn't like it and moves on, but the husband keeps looking.



She asks, "What are you waiting for?"



He replies, "Autumn."

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National Pride Day should be September 21 September 22 is the first day of Autumn, and as everyone knows, Pride goes before a Fall.

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Humpty Dumpty Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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Autumn is best enjoyed in all her glory. Unfortunately, the police officers who arrested me outside her window didn't agree.

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I usually say 'Autumn' instead of 'Fall'. Sometimes it can be my downautumn.

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What does the tree says in autumn ? Leaf me alone.

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What do you call a pepper in late autumn? A little chili

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Did you know that when leaves fall off of trees in the Autumn, it's because of nostalgia? They're trying to get back to their roots.

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Why do trees drop their leaves in the fall? It's autumn-atic.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree? It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn.

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Never date a girl named Autumn because she'll leave you.

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ART GALLERY NUDES A couple at an art gallery see a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on, but the huband keeps looking.
She asks, "What are you waiting for?"
He replies, "Autumn."

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Ah Toronto, the only city where the leaves fall in autumn... ...and the Leafs fall in the spring

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It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!! And have a great Fall!

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Why do leaves change color in Autumn? Because instead of chlorophyll, they chloro-empty.

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How does an elephant get down from a tree? It sits on a leaf and waits until autumn

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2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice It blows.

(Get well soon Carrie)

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Why are leaves bad material for parachutes? because they don't survive the fall (autumn)

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Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the Fall? They were autumn mated.

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What's wrong with Soviet agriculture? Spring, Summer, Autumn, and Winter

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British: We call it autumn which comes from the french word "autumpne" and later, the latin "autumnus" American: WE CALL IT FALL BECAUSE LEAF FALL

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Tell An Elephant Joke--I'll Start How does an elephant get down from a tree?

Sits on a leaf and waits for Autumn

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What do Trees do in Autumn? Take a Leaf of absence.

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What do people drive in the fall? Autumn-mobiles.

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What kind of car runs on leaves? An autumn-mobile!

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A couple at an art gallery... A couple at an art gallery see a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on, but the huband keeps looking.She asks, "What are you waiting for?"He replies, "Autumn."

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What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall? An autumn-mobile.

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