Back In My Day Jokes

A lot of people call # a Hashtag but back in my day it was the pound sign which makes the movement #MeToo a bit awkward

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Back in my day we used to only have chalkboards. The new whiteboards they use are Remarkable

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Back in my day, I could go to the store with a dollar and come back with a bag of chips and a comic book. Now, they've got cameras

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Running culture has gotten weird Back in my day we wore running shoes and shorts and just tried our best, but I showed up to a 3K and all the people were in hoods and robes and they were all super unpleasant.

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Funny Back In My Day Jokes
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Back In my day you could go to a convince store with a dollar and come back with some chips and 3 candy bars Now they have cameras

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Back in my day, you could walk into a convenience store with a nickel and get three licorice sticks and some soda. Now? CCTVs everywhere.

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All these youngsters with their DDoS-attacks Back in my day we just hurled a bunch of fax machines through someone's window

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Back in my day I used to be able to go to the store with a dollar and get a bag of chips, 2 chocolate bars and a lollipop But now they have security cameras

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Back in my day, I used to be able to go to the store with $1 and get 2 sodas, 3 chips, and a chocolate bar... Nowadays there are CCTV cameras everywhere.

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Back in my day I could go to the store with one dollar and come back with a soda and two bags of chips. But nowadays they have cameras.

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Back in my days I could go to the store with a dollar and come back with a bag of chips and two chocolate bars. But nowadays they have cameras.

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Back in my day... An old man says, “Back in my day I could get a candy bar and a pop from the store”

His grandkid says, “But can’t you still do that?”

Then the old man says, “But now they have security cameras”

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You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare.... Back in my day we just died

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Back in my day we didn’t call them school shootings We called them surprise hide and seek

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Back in my day you could go to the shop with a £1 and come back with two bars of chocolate, a drink and some gum but nowadays They have cameras

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evolution of music imagine the future generation be like...back in my day we had mumble rap

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Back in my day... Blowing a tranny meant call trouble

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They just don't make toys like they used to Back in my day, toys were handcrafted by kids, for kids

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Back in my day, I could go to a store with a dollar and comeback with a pack of chips and two bars of chocolates But nowadays they have cameras

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Kids now think they got it hard... Back in my day we had a goose for a mother!

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