A doctor's appointment
A man goes to the doctor complaining about back pain and the doctor notices the man's terrible posture.
"Do you have any ideas as to why you have such awful posture?" asks the doctor.
"Well", replies the man, "I've got a hunch."
I decided to try the ancient Chinese practice of using needles to get rid of back pain… The heroin worked a treat for me.
I mentioned my back pain to my dad in passing today. His reply? "At least it's all behind you."
Back Pain
A normal person's back:
* Will hurt over time
* Pretty boring overall
* Has a lot of dumb bones
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Backstreets back:
* Alright
If 38 comes before 39, what comes after 40? back pain
What does Captain Jack Sparrow do when he has back pain? Pilates of the Caribbean.
A lumberjack went to a doctor complaining of back pain and can't carry heavy logs. He was told he didn't have enough lumber support.
I decided to try the ancient Chinese practice of using needles to get rid of back pain The heroin worked great
Where did the Egyptian go for back pain? The Cairopractor
What do you call an Egyptian test administrator who heals back pain? A Cairo-Proctor!
What do you call a dinosaur who help others with back pains? A chiropraptor
What does a frog with back pain say? Rub-it, rub-it
An old woman visits her doctor, complaining of back pain.
The doctor tells her, "It's old age."
The woman says to the doctor, "Well, I want a second opinion!"
To which the doctor says, "Fine, you're ugly too!"
At the right place at the right time! An aching back sent me stumbling to the drugstore for relief. After a search I found what I was looking for: a selection of heating pads specifically for people with back pain—all on the bottom shelf.
Doctor says I need to see a chiropractor for my back pain... I said "Are you nuts? I don't have time to go to Egypt!"