I bought a chessboard cake from the bakers last week.
Took one bite, looked up, and said "it's stale mate".
He seemed surprised, said "no, mate".
So I handed him the cake and said "check mate".
Why do bakers go into business? Because they knead the dough
Why do bakers start working so early in the morning? Because they knead dough.
You should tip bakers often. They really knead it.
French bakers hate me... ...I feel their pain.
There was once a pastry competition...
Many bakers submitted their desserts to the contest, but the judges were torn between two Italian chefs' pastries.
They said to the chefs, "We would love for both of you to win... *But there cannoli be one."*
What do you call a redneck family of bakers? Inbread!
Why are bakers so crazy for dough? They don't want it, they knead it.
Insulting Bakers is Good Fun You can really get a rise out of them.
Why do bakers work so hard? Because they knead the dough.
Why do all bakers marry their sisters? Because they are in bread.
Where do bakers pick up their hookers? The breadlight district
Bakers trade bread recipes... on a knead-to-know basis.
Bakers have a weird way of trading bread recipes. Its done on a knead to know basis. Gotta get the dough somehow
I know an old bakers secret I’d tell you but it’s on a kneed to know basis.
Why do bakers get paid so much? Because they knead the dough
Hey girl . . .
. . . Are your parents bakers?
Cause' you look a little inbred.
What do bakers make dill bread from? Dill dough.
What do two sibling bakers create at night? In-bread.
Are your parents bakers? Cause youre inbread.
I understand why bakers are addicted to baking bread. Sometimes they just knead it.
Why are bakers so secretive? Because they work on a knead to know basis
The International League of Bakers is inviting countries which mainly export baked goods to join. They're accepting dough nations.
I think my local bakers gone mad Apparently he frequents the homeless shelter and is trying to make a dough-nation.
Why are the bakers kids stupid? Because they are in bread!
How do bakers share their professional secrets? Purely on the knead to know basis.
Do bakers get depressed...? Or do they just experience extreme self-loaving?
What did the guy who burglarized the German bakers store at Christmas find out. All of his cookies were Stollen.
Why/How do bakers work? They knead the dough.
How do bakers deal with tough problems? They ryes to the occasion and dough not quit.