Bald Guy Jokes

Funny Bald Guy Jokes
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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket? Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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I once knew a bald guy who liked to draw rabbits on his head but from a distance they looked like hares

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Hear the one about the bald guy getting bumped to business class after passengers made fun of him? Talk about the advantages of a reseating airline.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pants pocket?? So he could run a hand through his hair!!!

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Why did the bald guy leave the wig shop without a wig? because he forgot toupee

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Why do bald guys cut holes in their pockets? So they can run their fingers through their hair.

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I was gonna make a joke about a bald guy's hair... But then I remembered there was nothing to joke about.

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My luck is like a bald guy... ...who just won a comb.

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Why did the bald guy cut holes in his pockets? He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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A bald guy walks into a barbershop That's it that's the thought that made me laugh today

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What is logic? A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.

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A guy was mocking his bald friend that was trying products for hair growth The bald guy had enough and said ”Can you just leave me alone!?”

The friend responded with ”Alright then, I’ll get out of your hair”

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A bald guy killed all the barbers in my town Boy, that was a hair raising tragedy

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What is truly pointless? To tell a bald guy a hair raising story.

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How did medusa die? the bald guy she was trying to stone had just found a coin.

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I saw this bald dude that looks like a rapper that i know Turns out he's just some Common bald guy

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