"It's a boy", David shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, David came running out of the room. And never visited Bangkok again.
"It's a boy!" Mario shouted. "It's a boy!" With tears rolling down his cheeks, Mario came running out of the room....and never visited Bangkok again.
Confucius says "man who goes through turnstile sideways..." "Is going to Bangkok."
Why did the couple get married in Bangkok? Because they wanted to Thai the knot.
Confucius say: Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Confucius say... Confucius say, man going thru airport turnstyle sideways Going to Bangkok.
This one’s true. A work colleague of mine told me she went to Bangkok on her honeymoon. I replied, I know you did, but where did you go?
Confucius say, man who walk through airport turnstile sideways... Going to Bangkok
Made in Thailand
Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok?
He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger.
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Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok?
It was a Thai.
Confucious say: Man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
What's the worst word to get in charades? Bangkok
Man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways.... is going to Bangkok
Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ? Because it's always a THAI game.
Confucius say, man who walks through airport turnstiles sideways... Is going to Bangkok.
What do men in Thailand say when they can’t get girls? “Phuket! I’m just going to Bangkok instead!”
What's small, yellow, lives in a cage and makes "cheep cheep" noises? A child prostitute in Bangkok
Confucius say... Man who walk through airport sideways going to Bangkok.
It's a Boy! James shouted, It's a Boy!!! i still can't believe it! ..with tears rolling down ,James came running out .....swearing never ever to come back to Bangkok again! xD
Competitions.
How did the Bread contest end? Stalemate.
What about the weed smoking contest? There were *joint* winners!
What about the competition to see who could locate Bangkok the quickest on a map? Was a Thai.
And that sketching contest? A draw.
The Thai rescue divers were given tight trunks to wear as they maneuvered through the narrow caves So they wouldn’t Bangkok.
Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways, Going to Bangkok
Two kids from Bangkok have a race, who wins? It's a Thai.
WHY couldnèt anyone win at the Bangkok Olympics Because its always a THAI game.
What is a Thai person's finishing fight move. Bangkok.
BANGkok Too soon?
It's a boy!
"It's a boy", Jimbo shouted, "It's a BOY!" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room.
And never returned to Bangkok again.
I've lost a friend after we chopped up a man from Bangkok together We severed Thais
Why is Bangkok so safe? Because there are so many Ex-Men
Confusious says Man who go through turnstile at airport sideways, always going to Bangkok.
What does tourists do in Thailand? Bangkok
Thailand has been awarded the "Most Appropriately Named Country" award by UNESCO for 2019 Sounds about right. With so many Ladyboys, you think you are getting laid, but what you actually end up doing is Bangkok.
In Bangkok, two men were arguing about who had the better suntan. It soon devolved into a fist fight. It was truly a clash of the Thai tans.
Are you able to untie a Thai? If no, then that means you can't Bangkok
What do you call a brothel in Bangkok? A tourist trap