The United States doesn't use torture techniques such as water boarding The prefer the term "tactical baptism"
Yesterday, I peed into the middle of the water for maximum noise Now I am not allowed at a baptism anymore.
What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip
So Obama calls Romney.... And says, I got good news and bad news. Romney says "What is it?" Obama says "Well the good news is I think it's time for a Mormon president." "That's great Barack! What's the bad news?" Obama chuckles and says "My baptism is next Sunday"
What do you call a Mexican baptism? A bean dip.
Jewish Joke About Warm Weather
אחי היה לי כלכך חם שהבטחתי שאם יציעו לי להתנצר בזה הרגע אני אעשה את זה רק בשביל ההטבלה.
Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism.
Last weekend I went to see my baby cousin's baptism. It turns out that he was only around 2% catholic after the ceremony. Someone replaced the holy water with milk.