Baptism Jokes

The United States doesn't use torture techniques such as water boarding The prefer the term "tactical baptism"

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Yesterday, I peed into the middle of the water for maximum noise Now I am not allowed at a baptism anymore.

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip

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Funny Baptism Jokes
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So Obama calls Romney.... And says, I got good news and bad news. Romney says "What is it?" Obama says "Well the good news is I think it's time for a Mormon president." "That's great Barack! What's the bad news?" Obama chuckles and says "My baptism is next Sunday"

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A bean dip.

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Jewish Joke About Warm Weather אחי היה לי כלכך חם שהבטחתי שאם יציעו לי להתנצר בזה הרגע אני אעשה את זה רק בשביל ההטבלה.

Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism.

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Last weekend I went to see my baby cousin's baptism. It turns out that he was only around 2% catholic after the ceremony. Someone replaced the holy water with milk.

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