What's the difference between a Catholic and Baptist? A Catholic will say hello to you in a liquor store.
How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer on a fishing trip? Invite two of them.
What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common? Their middle name.
What’s the difference between a baptist and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Why should you always take two Baptists fishing? If you take just one Baptist, he'll drink all your beer; if you take two, they won't drink any.
there has been a shooting at the Westboro Baptist church... police report 3 dozen cheerful bystanders, yet nobody claims to have seen who did it.
What do John the Baptist and Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.
My Friend's Making a Donation Service for the Westboro Baptist Church He's calling it Fund-A-Mental
How do you keep your Baptist friend from drinking all your beer on the fishing trip You bring a second baptist.
Why are there only 2 pallbearers at a Westboro Baptist's Funeral? There's only two handles on a garbage can.
How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all of your alcohol when you invite them for dinner? Invite 2 of them.
Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip? Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.
What do Baptist churches and YouTube comment sections have in common? They both claim that they're first.
What is the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A catholic will say "hello" to you in the liquor store.
there was a shooting at the westboro Baptist church recently... the police report over a dozen witnesses, yet for some reason, nobody saw anything.
What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist? A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.
What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common? They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.
How do you stop a Baptist from drinking all of your beer at a party? Invite another one.
Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing? Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.
An Irishman and a baptist man walk out of a bar..... I'm kidding that would never happen
Every religion has violent people... ... The Christians have The Westboro Baptist Church, the Muslims have the jihadists, and the Jews have the IRS
What do Winnie the Pooh John the Baptist have in common? The same middle name
What's the difference between a Lutheran and a Baptist? A Lutheran will say "Hi" to you in a liquor store.
How do you tell the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist? Methodist will say hi in a liquor store.
Did you hear about the long-sighted baptist? He had to use a large font.
Did you hear about the hipster youth pastor creating a new Christian sect combining elements of Protestant and Baptist beliefs? He's a Pabstist.
How do you keep a Baptist from drinking all of your liquor when you invite them over? Invite 2 of them
What's the best joke you ever heard? For me, it's gotta be Emo Phillips' Baptist joke. Although to tell it you've gotta get his execution down.
An unhinged neurosurgeon, a tech CEO, and a Southern Baptist preacher walk into a bar... they all ask for your vote
What do Baptist weddings and bad jokes have in common? A disappointing punchline.
Never take just one Baptist fishing with you If you only bring one then he’ll drink all your beer
What is the difference between a Baptist and a Methodist? A Methodist will talk to you in the liquor store and a Baptist will walk right by you like he never saw you.
A Catholic a Lutheran and a Baptist are talking about their faiths.
The Catholic say "I'm Catholic, we carry rosaries"
The Lutheran says "I'm Lutheran, we have the Lutheran rose"
Finally the Baptist says "I'm Baptist, I have a chicken spaghetti!"
If you take a Baptist fishing, they will drink all your beer. But, if you take two Baptists fishing you will have all the beer to yourself.
If you take a Baptist fishing, he'll drink all your beer Take two Baptists fishing and you'll have all the beer to yourself