I got invited to a ball drop celebration at NYC tonight Turns out it was a bar mitzvah
What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say at a bar mitzvah? Muscle. Tough.
What was Hitler's favorite bar? Bar Mitzvah
Did you hear about the riot at the bar mitzvah reception? There were mazel tov cocktails everywhere!
What do you call a mix between Japanese Martial Arts and a Bar Mitzvah? Jewjitsu
I'm a jew who wasn't bar mitzvah'd Supposedly it's the day you become a man, but that's not true. But it is the day you become the richest thirteen year old in the town.
Three jews walk into a bar... ...a bar mitzvah.
Who celebrated his Bar Mitzvah in the Old West? Billy the Yid.