I was at a family barbecue yesterday night and my great grandma started giggling. When I asked her what was so funny, she said, “Everyone here is alive because I got laid.”
What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut?
A Barbecue.
Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
First came up with this joke when I was 5 and it's still the funniest thing I've ever said.
Q. What do you call a line of Barbies?
A. A Barbecue!
Why isn't Hitler invited to the barbecue? Because he always burns the franks
What did one termite say to another in a burning building? "Barbecue tonight!"
What do you call a Barbie on fire?
A Barbecue!
Be gentle. First post. And I remember making this up on a long car ride when I was just 4:)
What did the black guy get on his SATs? Barbecue Sauce
What did the exasperated man serve at his barbecue? Sheesh kebabs
So, did you hear what Lateesha get on her SATs? Barbecue sauce.
Why couldn't the monkey use the barbecue? He wasn't a grill'a
What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue? (OC) Brats!
My great grandmother started giggling at the barbecue When I asked her what's so funny, she said, "Everyone here is alive, because I got laid."
George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.
There was a long line at the doll factory the other day. They were having a barbecue.
What did the black man get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce
What did the black kid get on his SAT? Barbecue sauce
Gambling is like a dwarf at a barbecue... ...The stakes are always just too high
Why don't you invite Hitler to a barbecue? He always burns all the Franks.
My friends invited me to barbecue night yesterday. I said no but now I'm regretting it. That was a missed steak.
What Do You Call A Line Of Men Waiting For A Haircut? With thanks to my 9 year old A Barbecue.
I was at a barbecue party when a cow from a nearby farm charged me and chased me into a corner It was at that moment I realized my life was at steak
I know she wanted to be cremated, and I know she didn't want a formal funeral... ...But was a "Family Barbecue" really the best idea?
BBQ joke (OC)
“Mmmmmmm. This all reminds me of Fred. His motto was, “Low and slow.”
“He was seriously into barbecue, huh?”
“No, unfortunately, he was a pilot “
How do nymphomaniacs like their barbecue ribs? Bonin'.
Before every barbecue I tell myself I'll eat healthy and stick to the salads. But then my plan takes a turn for the wurst.
Do you remember that barbecue? You know, the one where I put my meat on your grill?
what did the black kid get on his math test?
barbecue sauce!!
edit: hit save too early - this one works plenty of ways...
What did the white kid get on his test? an A
What did the black kid get? an A
What did the asian kid get? soy sauce!
A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue... ...and were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.
So I ruined the employee barbecue yesterday. My boss wouldn't stop grilling me about it.
I helped with the barbecue of a NYSE 500 company. It almost made me feel like a steak holder.