Bio Jokes

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.

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So I hear they are going to start using bio diesel made from herbs for trains..... ....maybe ours will now run on Thyme.

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Funny Bio Jokes
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They're re-making Gone in 60 Seconds It's a bio-pic about Kevin Spacey's reputation.

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Bio joke What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

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My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a ₹500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.

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My Tinder bio says I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I’m paid to travel My dates are always upset when I tell them I’m a bus driver

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What does a Instagram teenager do for his history report? Lincoln bio

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Her tinder bio said she’s very creative and imaginative. So I didn’t text. She can imagine our chats. And probably a better one.

I wonder how far our relationship has gone.

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What is mitosis? Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis.

Thought of this during my last bio exam.

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Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult.

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How did the doctor cure the woman with Tourette's? Anti-bio-tics.

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Tesla briefly investigated reusable bio engines made from plants. Wooden car body, wooden wheels and a wooden engine. It wooden go.

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi

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What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test? They bio-D-grade.

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Every time my significant other asks me why people act weird when they hear we are high school sweethearts... I tell her I have no idea. What... just because I'm her AP Bio teacher I'm supposed to know everything?

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I heard they’re going to start using bio-diesel made from herbs for trains... Maybe they’ll run on thyme!.

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It's great to see so many girls on Tinder with no bio I guess they're all against profiling

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My tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a 500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem to happy when they find out that I am a bus driver.

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I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop

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Bio joke time! What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot? Mitosis.

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What did the bio student say to her boyfriend? I want to give your saccharide.

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You hear about the kid that threw his biology test in the trash, yet still managed to pass? Turns out, it was bio-D-gradable.

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Teacher: Nitrogen isn't a renewable resource. Me: Can we fix that?

(Came up with this joke just a few hours earlier when my Bio teacher said this.)

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Created a profile on Tinder when I was in California and in my bio had California >< Florida on it. Got a match who said she right swiped because she wanted a parcel delivered from California to Florida . Apparently I have been Fedex zoned .

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