My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.
So I hear they are going to start using bio diesel made from herbs for trains..... ....maybe ours will now run on Thyme.
They're re-making Gone in 60 Seconds It's a bio-pic about Kevin Spacey's reputation.
Bio joke
What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
Mitosis.
My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a ₹500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.
My Tinder bio says I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and I’m paid to travel My dates are always upset when I tell them I’m a bus driver
What does a Instagram teenager do for his history report? Lincoln bio
Her tinder bio said she’s very creative and imaginative.
So I didn’t text. She can imagine our chats. And probably a better one.
I wonder how far our relationship has gone.
What is mitosis?
Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis.
Thought of this during my last bio exam.
Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult.
How did the doctor cure the woman with Tourette's? Anti-bio-tics.
Tesla briefly investigated reusable bio engines made from plants. Wooden car body, wooden wheels and a wooden engine. It wooden go.
What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service? Im a fungi
What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test? They bio-D-grade.
Every time my significant other asks me why people act weird when they hear we are high school sweethearts... I tell her I have no idea. What... just because I'm her AP Bio teacher I'm supposed to know everything?
I heard they’re going to start using bio-diesel made from herbs for trains... Maybe they’ll run on thyme!.
It's great to see so many girls on Tinder with no bio I guess they're all against profiling
My tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a 500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem to happy when they find out that I am a bus driver.
I tried to disrupt my bio teacher today and asked her what her favorite codon was She said stop
Bio joke time! What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot? Mitosis.
What did the bio student say to her boyfriend? I want to give your saccharide.
You hear about the kid that threw his biology test in the trash, yet still managed to pass? Turns out, it was bio-D-gradable.
Teacher: Nitrogen isn't a renewable resource.
Me: Can we fix that?
(Came up with this joke just a few hours earlier when my Bio teacher said this.)
Created a profile on Tinder when I was in California and in my bio had California >< Florida on it. Got a match who said she right swiped because she wanted a parcel delivered from California to Florida . Apparently I have been Fedex zoned .