Birthday Card Jokes

As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y'know, one would have been enough.

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birthday card As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said " One would've done"

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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know, one would have been enough.”

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As I handed my dad his 60th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said... “You know, one would have been enough.”

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Funny Birthday Card Jokes
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he said to me: “One would have been enough.”

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As I handed Dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “You know, one would have been enough.”

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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough"

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I need new jokes to write in people's birthday cards. The one I've been using for years is getting pretty stale: "Happy Bird Day!" Then I draw a bird.

Thanks /r/jokes!

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I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card and he burst into tears. He said, "One would have been enough."

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Dad joke for my birthday I just opened my birthday card from my Dad...

"How time has flown, it only seems like 12 months since your last birthday"

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I opened my birthday card and a load of rice fell out I know exactly who sent it. It was my Uncle Ben.

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After I gave my Dad his 50th birthday card: He said one would've been enough.

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My dad's eyes filled with tears when I handed him his 80th birthday card He looked at me and said "you know, one would've been enough"

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I hand my father his 50th birthday card... He said "You know, one would've been enough..."

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I got a marvelous birthday card the other day I got a marvelous birthday card in the mail the other day, but it was not addressed for me. So I went and added new stamps and mailed it back to the sender. You get a lot of karma for reposting.

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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, with tears in his eyes, he turned to me and said You know one birthday could would've been enough

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Happy Birthday Old Man As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...


He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."

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Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? He had no attachments.

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Got a birthday card today I got a birthday card today, when I opened it a bag of rice fell out.

It was from uncle Ben

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As i handed my girlfriend her 50th birthday card, she looked at me with tears in her eyes and said Y'know, one would have been enough.

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I gave my dad his 50th birthday card He asked me "Shouldn't one be enough?"

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I feel sorry for Americans... Having to choose between them two. I've not trusted a Clinton since they charged me £4.50 for a birthday card and I've not trusted a Trump since that curry last weekend...

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What does a man who has everything get his wife for her birthday? A birthday card.

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What's the WORST thing you could give to a professional athlete?? A Birthday Card!

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