As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y'know, one would have been enough.
birthday card As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said " One would've done"
As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, “You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 60th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said... “You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card he said to me: “One would have been enough.”
As I handed Dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “You know, one would have been enough.”
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said, "You know, one would have been enough"
I need new jokes to write in people's birthday cards. The one I've been using for years is getting pretty stale:
"Happy Bird Day!" Then I draw a bird.
Thanks /r/jokes!
I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card and he burst into tears. He said, "One would have been enough."
Dad joke for my birthday
I just opened my birthday card from my Dad...
"How time has flown, it only seems like 12 months since your last birthday"
I opened my birthday card and a load of rice fell out I know exactly who sent it. It was my Uncle Ben.
After I gave my Dad his 50th birthday card: He said one would've been enough.
My dad's eyes filled with tears when I handed him his 80th birthday card He looked at me and said "you know, one would've been enough"
I hand my father his 50th birthday card... He said "You know, one would've been enough..."
I got a marvelous birthday card the other day I got a marvelous birthday card in the mail the other day, but it was not addressed for me. So I went and added new stamps and mailed it back to the sender. You get a lot of karma for reposting.
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, with tears in his eyes, he turned to me and said You know one birthday could would've been enough
Happy Birthday Old Man
As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes...
He then said, " You know, one would have been enough."
Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email? He had no attachments.
Got a birthday card today
I got a birthday card today, when I opened it a bag of rice fell out.
It was from uncle Ben
As i handed my girlfriend her 50th birthday card, she looked at me with tears in her eyes and said Y'know, one would have been enough.
I gave my dad his 50th birthday card He asked me "Shouldn't one be enough?"
I feel sorry for Americans... Having to choose between them two. I've not trusted a Clinton since they charged me £4.50 for a birthday card and I've not trusted a Trump since that curry last weekend...
What does a man who has everything get his wife for her birthday? A birthday card.
What's the WORST thing you could give to a professional athlete?? A Birthday Card!