Black Friday Jokes

I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday. All Fridays matter. .

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Black Friday sale on Star Wars Battlefront 2 Save up to $2160 by not buying it

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Funny Black Friday Jokes
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Why do cops love going to Black Friday early? So they can beat the crowd

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It's Black Friday, and I just got an iPhone 6 for my wife I thought it was a good trade.

Thanks to /u/darcyboy on this one!

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Why do the riot police like to go to Black Friday early? So they can beat the crowd

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Handed in an assignment late today, looks like my teacher is giving black Friday deals too. 50% off

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Do you know why they call it Black Friday? Everything is 3/5 the price!

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Black Friday Matters!! No, all Fridays matter.

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Why do they call it Black Friday? Because the prices are so good you are practically stealing.

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Fidel Castro Dies on Black Friday Adam Smith: 1
Karl Marx: 0

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Why do Mormons get married on Black Friday? Because they get 2 for 1.

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Black Friday is a scam You should be mad they overcharge you 364 days a year

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What did Melania Trump have on her Black Friday shopping list? A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list

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On any normal day, Black Lives Matter.... But on Black Friday, no lives matter

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All this Spending on Black Friday Better make sure ya'll pay the electric bill first or next Friday will be Black Friday too

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.? ... because the prices were Solo

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I don't know why everyone is making such a big deal about Black Friday... Personally, I think all Fridays should matter.

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I don't know what the big deal is about Black Friday? I blackout every Friday.

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What does a Victoria's Secret Black Friday sale have in common with a girl about to get a spanking? Both have panties half-off.

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The day after Thanksgiving is often the biggest capitalist/materialistic shopping day every year. I'm protesting it this year, and had to think of the movement's slogan... Black Fridays Matter.

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Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving "Black Friday"? Because everything is a steal.

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By far the best black friday deal of 2017... My bank account, with a 100% balance discount.

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Black Friday at the geology museum was great! There were so many great shales!

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Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments.

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Black Friday is tomorrow and people all across America are already stabbing and trampling one another... ...and then they heard about the Black Friday sales.

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What comes after Black Friday Black Sabbath

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What do a store on Black Friday and a cocaine addict have in common? They both have long lines

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Black monday is way better then black friday, look at the deals these people in Ferguson are getting. Stuff is free!!

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I heard Missouri is having some great Black Friday sales this year... 100% off everything.

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I know where the best Black Friday deals are... Ferguson.

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How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale? Weasley twins are 50% off

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What do people black people eat on Black Friday? Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday you racist

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Seriously, what's the big deal about Black Friday? All Fridays matter.

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Humanity is at a point where it no longer cares if it lives or dies. Just as long as it gets that Black Friday TV.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off? Ferguson!

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How do you know Arnold Schwartzenegger is waiting in line behind you on Black Friday? Because he Jingles All The Way

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Why is Black Friday the best time for you to pick up girls? Because girls are already bargain hunting.

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What's the Kardashian's favorite Holiday? Black Friday.

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It's Black Friday, nd I just got a new iPhone 6 for my wife I thought it was a good trade.

And Thanks to /u/darcyboy!

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